Masturbating is great. However, if I could give myself head, you’d never see me out of my room again. Bye.
PSA:
This applies to everyone who has sex that involves at least one penis. Use. Condoms. (Unless you're in a committed relationship / not concerned about possibly getting pregnant.)
PSA
To anyone out there who's never had sex but is interested, or anyone who feels awkward during sex: Don't do the do with anyone you can't laugh with. Don't do it with anyone who judges you. Don't feel uncomfortable about your body. Don't do it just because the other person wants to. Don't feel embarrassed if anything awkward happens, laugh about it. USE PROTECTION.
Orgasms are like pizza. Even when they're not that great, they're still pretty good. And when they're great, it's amazing.
my best friend Kyle
But really I want to be the meat and cheese for a Rogen/Franco sandwich. Judge me. Yeah.
Goddamn my best friend for making me like Lana Del Rey...
Gahh I am so horny from my new meds I guess but like I have really weird fetishes and I just want someone to talk to who likes the same weird things I do and we could talk about it but I like weird things and I'm shy about it because of reasons.
I can't get my head right today. I had amazing sex last night with a girl I've had a crush on for years. But like, she is one of my best friends and she's not single. I know she likes me and I like her and even though we were fucked up on a million different things last night, it hasn't been awkward at all. I don't even want to date her, I only like her as a friend..a very hot friend..? But I still feel awkward that she's cheating on her significant other with me. I would love to do the sex with her again but like, ugh, what have I gotten myself into..?