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When we stopped being friends I realized I didn't need prozac anymore.

apparently my mother is a milf. unless ur bff status illl beat that ass if u even think or talk about my mums. just sayin.

HEY remember that time I asked this skinny girl I know 'how far along are you?' because I misunderstood something her bf said earlier that day and I thought he said she was pregnant. That ones not that funny, but I'm still embarrassed about it even though it was like a year ago.

HEY remember that time I was so fucked up on god knows what and I was meditating and I tried to summon Biggie?

HEY remember when the first time I ever had tequila I woke up on my bathroom floor covered in red koolaid in my boxers and a sombrero and my laptop was sitting on my toilet with omegle on???/

Remember that time I broke my bathroom counter while dancing to Circus by Britney Spears?

confessions, crying, blink182, various substances…