WHAT I DID TODAY:
Watched tv. Smoked weed. Watched my snake eat things. Drank wine. Drank coffee. (big mistake) Pranked my dog. Ate shepard’s pie with hot sauce on it.
I've done cocaine and it just made me really talkative. I drink 2 cups of coffee and I feel like my heart is going to explode and I'm going to get arrested and fuckingn die at any second.
I don't trust people that say they like black coffee. And no I'm not one of those lil bitches that likes a little coffee w/ their cream & sugar. Plain black coffee tho? You're probably lyin.
breakfast of champions. ☆