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"Ah, I just love wine and cheese, entertainment, and the good life." I say to myself, half stoned, as I drink box wine and eat string cheese alone at 5 am Tuesday morning, watching Drag Race. Because I'm a fucking unemployed loser and all my friends live out of state.

It’s 7:40 am and I just ate the most cheese I have ever eaten in my life. I will be going to bed soon, so I’m just going to chalk my late night/early morning munchies-related cheese binge up to being an experiment on cheese dreams. Legit.

I want to drown in a vat of melted cheese. That is how I want to die.

He exists.

don't u tempt me w/ a good time.

i'm hungry and i'd kill a man for a grilled cheese and tomato soup rn. but there is 0% food here.

Blue cheese is the tits on ice. Just like, damn, boners.