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I had a too few many shots of whiskey on thanksgiving and busted my ass and somehow this happened lmao. It actually doesn't hurt much but looks gnarly af.

First (and hopefully last) black eye of 2015. You should see the other guy though. ..jk, I got in a fight w/ a table at a club on new years eve & i think the table won.

unicorn boy w/ a zombie eye

lol my eye is still a little fucked up but i think it looks cool~

satan hoodie & black eye ft. best friend's great-grandma's bathroom

Haunted

punk as fuck.

day 3

It looks worse than yesterday.

10/14/14

Black eye selfie Heyy

I got in a bar fight with a barstool and the floor last night.

haha i have a black eye. and a flower.

i fought a 1 armed minotaur and i won. （≧∇≦）

LOL

Bruises are so cool to me.. This one is a few days old from a minor drunken car accident and keeps getting more colorful.

check out this awesome colorful bruise on my hipbone from the car wreck lol :o

Heart shaped bruise ;p It sucks that my camera and the lighting make it look less vibrant but oh well..

Don't do drugs, kids.