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I'm looking, John... You fucking beautiful buffoon.

Sounds good.

I'm making the weirdest noises watching John Oliver and I hope my roommates are very asleep.

I literally shrieked.

I feel so weird when I actually LOL at the tv when my roommates are home. I go all out though, I go full gross laughing like as if my best friend was next to me.

my aesthetic: John Oliver drinking wine out of a bag.

Janice in accounting don't give a fuck.

mine.

I looked up John Oliver’s Wikipedia page to find out if he’s a father so I would know if it’s acceptable to call him a dilf.

It is acceptable.

I want John Oliver in my pocket everywhere I go.

John Oliver = bae x 2858692966%

If you don't think John Oliver is awesome get the fuck off my porch, son.

John Oliver = bae