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Check What? Deeze Pucks!

@checkdeezpucks / checkdeezpucks.tumblr.com

Girl help, I’m hyperfixating on Check Please! - As an Aussie, the only things I know about hockey are the memes. | I'm Tig, they/he, 28. | Icon from @blueberrytater I follow from @verberation
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imagine the angst potential of this singular chemistry being kenny's perspective, and he talks about it to jack like 'can you believe how good we were back then i felt like i could read your mind'....and jack responds by saying he feels that way about anyone he plays with at an elite level and kent was never special.... ;_;

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Ohohoh. Yes. Oh YES.

Like, to kent, here's the boy who knows him like no other - who sees him to the truth of his closest athlete core and like, forget breathing in sync, it's almost as if where Jack breathes out, Kent inhales. There's the thread of zinging awareness between them, an energy that verberates between the core of their being. Jack knows what kent will do before kent does, and vice versa.

And Kent's trying to explain allll that, his heart in his mouth, his guts spilling between them. And Jack just looks at Kent and all he says is that Kent wasn't that special.

Jack might have been everything (hockey, love, understanding, the one person unlike any other who Kent knew and was known by) to Kent - but to Jack, that feeling was just ... hockey. Replaceable, and not unique.

Ooohoh, anyway, I read your ask and have been sitting on the bus typing this out with this exact expression on my face

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it’s pathetic little meow meow time!!!!!!

how is this organised?? where am i going with this??? what’s going to happen??? who knows!!!!! certainly not me, and certainly not kent parson!!!!!! teeheehee

https://archiveofourown.org/works/52551364/chapters/132929095

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NOICE!! Keen keen keeeeen for the wettest and most pathetic of meow meows

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im sorry for blorbing into ur dm’s again but i needed another neuron to connect to akdkddUUHDD

im??? fanfic time??? kent parson fling him around like a stuffed dog toy fanfic time??? aka im gonna write the sexiest little piece of fic where he goes THRU it and then suffers from the sexy act of being SEEN and KNOWN and LOVED and SUPPORTED

froths at the fucking mouth and pinches his face this bad boy blorbon can fit all my projection into him *rubs my little fingies together*

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I am BEGGING you to blorbo in my dms. Make that boy squeak like a dog toy please for the love of God. Bc YES. YESSSSS. MAKE HIM SUFFER & BREAK HIM DOWN AND THEN BUILD HIM BACK UP WITH LOVE AND THERAPY AND IDK GETTING FUCKED REAL GOOD UNTILL HE SOBS.

In a word. Yes. Yesss. It's very much a, slaps the side of kent parson's head. This pathetic little meow meow can fit so much projection in him and I love that for us.

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i love my blorbo kent parson but i love shaking my blorbo kent parson by the scruff of the neck even more

do u love blorbo kent parson or shaky shaky blorbo kent parson more

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If I could physically put the personification of Kent Parson in a blender and then drink it with a straw, I would.

I want to ruin him. He's the worst. He's the best. He's an croissant made out of four different comic scenes and a lot of fanon interpretation and whatever makes my brain press the serotonin button. He's a mouse in a maze and I am prodding him to make him go faster. I will make him worse. I will make him better.

He's zesty. He's flavoured with queer angst, the toxicity of sports culture that puts kids in a pressure cooker and then gives them a lot of money when they're 17 and promises a career that will last until they're 30 if they're lucky, he's Schroedingers favourite character, he haunts the narrative, he's a character foil, an antagonist, a warped mirror darkly version of what jack or bitty could have been in some worse world.

I am an orca and he is a baby seal I am flinging around for fun.

In short. YES.

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omg-whiskey

life is a tough crowd

“Found you.”

“Don’t do this.”

Jack is covered in sweat and there’s a piece of confetti in his hair. He looks every bit the three-time Stanley Cup champion that he became an hour and 45 minutes ago. 

Kent is covered in sweat and there’s blood staining the sleeve of his jersey, which he still has not taken off. 

His knee hurts, there’s a bruise running up the entire left side of his body.

“I wanted to say good game.”

Kent is silent, staring at the floor, deliberately not looking at Jack’s shoes. 

“But you left the ice before the handshakes,” Jack says, “Not that I blame you, I’d want to get ice on that as soon as possible too,” he gestures at Kent’s wrist, limply held against his chest, “So, yeah. Good ga-”

“Don’t fucking do this,” Kent interrupts, voice raised to just below a shout. 

“What?”

“We don’t have to do this just because we’re old. We don’t have to make peace or be friends.”

“That’s not-”

Kent cuts him off again, standing up this time. He’s still shorter than Jack Zimmermann, but he’s always been able to look him in the eye.

 “You won. I lost. That’s how it fucking works. That’s how it’s worked this whole fucking time! Fuck!” 

There’s a box of tape on the floor, brown, cardboard, open, but mostly full. An equipment manager must have stashed it and forgot about it. Kent kicks it. It slides about three inches. Pathetic, so he kicks it again, and then again. Hard this time. It flies through the air and hits the wall, contents spilling on the ground as Kent and Jack watch. 

They both notice immediately, the specialty tape, rainbow colours, rolling across the floor. It’s an apt metaphor, one that neither of them acknowledges. 

Jack sighs. 

“You want a drink?” He asks. 

“You don’t drink?” Kent says. He’s really not sure these days – what Jack does and doesn’t do. 

“Not so much anymore,” Jack says, “But you do.”

Kent sighs, “I’ll get dressed. Give me 15.”

“Okay,” Jack says. 

Kent puts on his sweatpants, a hoodie, and a baseball cap. He doesn’t particularly feel like getting recognized with Jack Zimmermann tonight. Not that he thinks there are many Aces fans who’d want a picture after they got boo’d off the ice to end the first period.

Jack has taken his suit jacket off when Kent finds him hanging out in the hallway. He looks good, as much as Kent hates to still notice that. His dark hair has a few streaks of grey in them these days, just around the temple. It makes him look like a real grown up, in the way that Kent’s carefully maintained, but slowly receding hairline, has never been able to make Kent look. 

“Hotel bar?” Jack asks. 

Kent nods. 

It’ll be discreet, somewhere that regular people won’t be able to eavesdrop. 

They don’t talk. Kent drives. Jack’s teammates have piled into ubers, probably already on the strip, thousands of dollars deep into a bar tab. Kent doesn’t bother to ask why Jack isn’t with them. He’s weird in ways that haven’t been Kent’s business for years.

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Back in Juniors, there had been a running joke that Kent was married to his cellphone. Not that he was always on it, or glued to it, just that he always had it, like an extension of himself. His phone was recognizable from afar, bright red to match the car he was going to have someday. It was easy to tell what it meant when he was on it. He was planning parties, talking to people who wanted to talk to him more, talking to his agent.

He had other conversations from that phone, too, though. Calling Jack. Calling his parents. Calling Jack’s parents. That was where all the real talking happened.

He’d been doing a lot of that recently. Talking to his parents, talking to Jack’s parents, when all he really wanted to be doing was talking to Jack.

He wanted to talk to Jack, but he couldn’t. They wouldn’t let him. Jack didn’t get to have a cellphone in whatever asylum they’d put him in - and yeah, he knew he shouldn’t call it an asylum, he knew it wasn’t an asylum, but he kept picturing bars on windows and people walking around in hospital gowns and suddenly rehabilitation center and asylum and prison all sounded the same. He didn’t get to have a computer, either. That one pissed Kent off, because what did they think Jack was going to do? Find some drug dealer on eBay and decide to take up coke?

All it meant was that Kent wanted to hear from Jack, needed to hear from Jack, but couldn’t visit, call, text, or email. The only people who got to stay in touch with him at all right now were his parents.

So Kent spent a lot of time talking to Jack’s parents.

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Interviewer to Kent Parson: Can you tell me what your relationship with Jack Zimmermann is?

Kent: I’m Mr. Zimmermann right-hand arm. Man. I’m Mr. Zimmermann everything. Im his confidant, his best friend. His silly rabbit.

Interviewer: His what?

Kent: His silly rabbit.

Interviwer: His silly rabbit?

Kent: Yes.

Interviewer: Is that what he calls you?

Kent (lying through his teeth): Yes🥰😌.

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The picture was nothing special, just him, wearing shorts and laying down on the grass. It was summer, he would never forget that day. He had been content, he had wished for all his life to be like that. Jack was laying beside him, but in the picture he was forever out of frame. There was a hand on Kent’s thigh, just above the hickeys (Jack would call them lovebites).

You used to love me like that.

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Could I do #48 for the song prompt? (For parswoops ofc bc I am nothing if not predictable)

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okay so this is a PERFECT pimms song but tbh... it's also GOLD for just anything with Kent, so I was SO PUMPED when I saw what you'd picked

48) boy - maisie peters

Boy, you think I'm dumb, tryna pull one on me like I've never been kissed You had a couple of exes and I know that they let you get away with it But you're a boy And I can tell that you've never been hugged boy And I can do better than this, oh better than this

Kent's first NHL goal is a beautiful power play goal from a mess in front of the net, and Jeff wants nothing more than to hug him, so he does.

Or, well, he tries.

Kent is flying around the ice, yelling his blonde head off, avoiding absolutely any contact until he slows enough to get to the bench and get his fist bumps and a little cuff on the shoulder from the captain.

He does come back for little acknowledgements, but that moment, right after his goal - he's totally, wholly alone.

Jeff sends up a little prayer of thanks that people's attitudes and team cohesion aren't topics reporters like to drill him on.

It's not as notable, after that, that Kent ducks away from hugs, both on ice and in the locker room. He doesn't do anything as showy as that first night, but he still slips out, slides from under the plies, takes only claps of recognition instead of full body slams, leaves people behind to slam themselves into walls, makes it so that he's never the tactile center of anything.

It's a little weird, because Jeff's seen pictures of his Memorial Cup run, and he's not sure anything could have fit between the top line of that team when they were cellying. So it's, you know. It's a little insulting, if nothing else.

And then, come December, Kent's drunk and kissing Jeff, and Jeff's sure it's a one-time thing, and then it's not. They're making out in every available closet, perpetually going out on dates, staying in and hanging out and watching old vampire rom-coms as an excuse to eat shitty pizza on Jeff's couch instead of in Lamby's basement, and it's.

The thing is, Kent still won't let Jeff hold him. Kiss him? Sure. Pin him? Yeah. Smack his hand away from the carrots he's chopping up for salad? Okay.

But a hug after a bad game? Nope. Cuddling while watching what is arguably one of the worst movies Jeff's ever seen? Abso-fucking-lutely not.

The first time he tried, Kent practically jumped six feet in the air and almost ran out the door of the apartment, and the only thing that kept him in was the fact that it was 2am in Vegas, and he hadn't bought a coat.

Jeff's let him get away with it because, like, personal space and improvement.

But it's April, and the Aces are mathematically out of the playoffs, just barely eked out by the fucking Flames, and Kent still won't let Jeff do anything for him.

Jeff is, just a little bit, fucking done.

It comes to a head after they lose in a spectacular blowout against the Wild, 6-0, last road game of the season. They make it back to the room, and Kent immediately drops the cover he'd had in the hallway to duck questions from vets, plops down on the bed, and goes dead to the world.

Jeff sits down on the bed next to him and gently, gently, rests his hand on Kent's spine.

"Hey," he whispers.

Kent jumps, tenses.

"Don't fucking touch me," he hisses, shrinking into himself.

Jeff's hands fly into the air.

"Whoa, hey, I'm sorry," he says, voice defensive. "I was just trying to be nice to my boyfriend, don't mind me."

"You could not," Kent growls into his pillow.

"Don't do that," Jeff spits back. "Don't do the fucking I'm angry I'm an asshole so I'm gonna yell at Jeff about it thing, that's not fucking fair to me."

"Shut up," Kent tells him, and puts a pillow over his head. He signs something, angry and sharp, and though it's not one Jeff knows (he's got "I love you", "Thanks", and "What" down, but that's about it), he knows it's one Kent signs often to the person who takes up so much space in Kent's head it's intolerable, sometimes.

"I'm not him," Jeff nearly yells. "I'm not going to tear you down, I'm not going to hit you or... or... fucking die! I don't know, okay, but I'm not him, and if you don't..."

He takes a deep breath.

"If you don't know that, that I'm not him, then I can't do this, because I can't do that to myself, and I can't let you do that to yourself, either."

He slides off the bed, puts on his shoes, grabs his duffel from next to the door.

"I love you," he whispers to the silent room, and he slips out the door.

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Playoffs

Notes: I’m cleaning out my WIP folder, we’ll see where it takes us.

Alexei fancies himself a romantic—the sort of man who wines and dines his lovers before falling into bed with them.

Which is why the thing with Parson is such a disaster.

“My place?” Parson asks, after an accidental meeting in a Vegas bar and a thirty-minute conversation has Alexei still unsure whether Parson is flirting with him or trying to start a fight. They’ve got a game against each other tomorrow morning and Alexei already hates Parson’s guts. Sleeping with him is a terrible idea. But Alexei is coming down off a really bad breakup, one that he hadn’t seen coming, one that has left him so heartbroken and at a loss for the reason that he has caught himself getting short with his teammates when they so much as mention their significant others.

Alexei had thought she was the one. He’d expected to marry her. Clearly, they hadn’t been on the same page.

Parson is as far from a romantic encounter as Alexei will get. As Taylor Swift would say, he’s a nightmare dressed as a daydream.

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That one scene in Atlantis but make it hockey

Rookie (whispering): “Captain’s giving away our secrets?”
Jeff Troy: “Yeah Parser, why’s the enemy here for this?”
Tater: “Boyfriend priviledges )))”

Jfldksjflksjfdklsf YES you get it! But also im so sorry to kent parson because that ‘play’ i drew on the board is 100% copied from the movie Miracle and then with added scribbles from me to make it more aesthetic. So sorry to parser if that’s the worst play ever, dont try this one at home kids \o/

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reasonable villain enjoyers have it rough because on the one hand you have to deal with people who woobify your villain faves and sandpaper away their hard edges (and most interesting qualities) to make them soft uwu; on the other hand there’s the folks who think your villain fave is satan incarnate or act like it’s an actual moral offence to like a fictional character who does bad things

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