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Girl help, I’m hyperfixating on Check Please! - As an Aussie, the only things I know about hockey are the memes. | I'm Tig, they/he, 28. | Icon from @blueberrytater I follow from @verberation
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Against The Bricks

Kent Parson/Eric "Bitty" Bittle, Past Kent Parson/ Jack Zimmermann, Pre Eric "Bitty" Bittle/Jack Zimmermann Rated M. An Epikgester au for the @omgcpbigbang2021 by @checkdeezpucks with amazing art by @lesbasketsjaunes —

"This guy might be someone Jack would have later – but Kent would get there first, and Jack would never have that. Jack would have to settle for Kent’s seconds the way he’d so very clearly chosen to do with everything else."

Kent never said that he made sensible decision. When he runs into Jack’s teammate on the stairs at the Hockey Frat's Epikegster, he isn’t exactly thinking of making good choices. Hooking up with the guy seems like an easy way of getting the last word with Jack - but that was without counting on Bitty himself and just how quickly Kent would forget what he set out to do.

AKA: TFW you set out for a revenge hookup, but you catch feelings instead.

READ IT HERE!

#me to me: just write a short 5k fic that's neatly resolved#also me to me: make it 10k and filled with the most complicated of angsty horny feelings that lead to character growth#and a hopeful yet open-ended conclusion.#Anyway I'm so proud of this#my fic#omgcpbigbang2021#kent parson#eric bittle#bittyparse#omgcheckplease#check please#omgcp#parse#Kent Parson/Eric Bittle#eric 'bitty' bittle#eric singer#against the bricks fic#my text
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Sparrow hill road fusion; Faber is haunted by a ghost of a hockey team member who died in a gay bashing (sorry. But) and who made it his afterlife’s mission to make the hockey team a home and a safe space and for 1in4 to mean it regardless of the sport.

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Parse: god i hate him so much Swoops: but you also want him carnally. Parse: BUT I ALSO WANT HIM CARNALLY
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samuelroukin

mentally putting my blorbo in a pan with oil and garlic and a bit of onion on medium heat. sauteing him until he gets fragrant and a little crispy

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Jack opens up an Insta account and within a year garners just over a million followers.

The thing is, his follower base is delineated into two camps:

One camp is those who follow Jack the hockey star and husband to Eric Bittle. They end up get baffled that his account is a gallery with artsy shots of historic structures, old military sites, and some hockey.

The other camp is a growing number of art affectionados who follow Jack the photographer and amateur historian. They love the composition of his work. They also conclude that this guy really likes hockey.

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“I think he would have to be good with pets,” Chowder mused. “Oh, and good at hockey, of course.” “Sooo good at hockey,” Dex nodded along, really getting into this little game of theirs. “Like, Stanley Cup levels of hockey.” “I also want him to have a melancholy about him,” Nursey said. “Someone who has maybe endured great suffering – in secret – but has persevered nonetheless.”

Three Samwell Men's Hockey members discover their penchant for the supernatural and get more than they bargained for.

Or: The Witches of Eastwick AU - Check Please! Frogs Edition.

Chapter 1: The Unretraceable Path of God’s Lightning, Back To God is up now!

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Bitty is taping three large signs to the kitchen fridge. All of them say BEER IS IN THE BASEMENT FRIDGE. “Who’s on Nursey patrol?”

Chowder unloads the grocery bag: red Solo cups and a fresh pack of ping pong balls. “Not my turn,” he says.

“Fuck no,” Holster says from the kitchen table. He has a forkful of pie in one hand and Jane Eyre in the other, trying to get more homework done before the Kegster.

Bitty looks pleadingly at Ransom. “Bits,” Ransom says. “Moon of my life, baker of my dreams, I adore you.” Bitty starts to smile. “No,” Ransom says. Bitty unsmiles.

“I guess that leaves me,” Dex says grimly from the doorway.

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Kent Parson: dresses as Hobey Baker in full vintage hockey gear for Halloween

Jack Zimmermann, hunched over like a dog with a boner creeping into the "if you've had an erection for over four hours seek medical attention" territory, whimpering: hospital

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