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Anti: I don’t get Harmione.

Me: What do you mean?

Anti: I don’t get the ship. Why do people ship it? I’ll never understand it.

Me: I think it’s pretty simple really. You like Romione, right?

Anti: Yes

Me: Do you like Ron?

Anti: Yes

Me: Do you like Hermione?

Anti: Yeah

Me: Do you think they are good friends?

Anti: Of course

Me: Do you like Harry?

Anti: He’s alright. He’s not that interesting of a character tho.

Me: Do you have an imagination?

Anti: Obvi. Doesn’t everyone?

Me: Now, think: not everyone is gonna have the same opinions as you. There are people that like Harry and Hermione and ship them because they see them as such good friends they see the potential in taking it to the next level.

Anti: But they have no chemistry and have no romantic attraction towards each other.

Me: Both can be argued using subtle hints that are sprinkled around in the books. The groundwork is all there; all you gotta do is have an imagination to fill the holes. And you don’t have to do it if you’re not a fan of the ship. I just wanted to be clear on why a lot of us ship it.

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Anonymous asked:

I don't understand, you claim that canon shippers are obsessed with hating on other ships (which I do think is an issue in the hp fandom, don't get me wrong) yet half your blog is... you hating on canon ships/shippers? Seems a bit hypoticritical to me. Like, if you argue canon shippers should just stay in their lane and shut up about what other people like, why not practice what you preach?

I’ve never said anything about shippers staying in their own lane. They can post, comment, talk about anything they want. But when certain canon shippers have said multiple times that Harmony or any other non-canon ships are “non-existent” or “imaginary”, some of them will make essays or posts why those pairings wouldn’t work at all, and I’m like “why do they feel the need to waste their time talking about something they see as non-existent when they got their canon endings”? They’re basically putting into existence just by talking about and that’s why Harmony shippers think canon shippers who talk down about Harmony and Harry and Hermione’s friendship even. It just says a lot when I see stuff like that from canon shippers.

And I’m just highly critical of what happened with the canon ships, the blatant hypocrisy canon shippers commit, and the disinfo around Harry and Hermione’s relationship as a whole.

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itshansolo

Do people who claim that Ron doesn’t “deserve” Hermione simply… ignore that he begged Bellatrix to torture him instead of her?

That he was quite literally ready to die for her?

Like… what kind of cognitive dissonance is that?

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chaztalk

So are you saying Ron “deserves” Hermione because he was willing to lose his sanity in her stead?

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Domestic Girlfriend

Never judge a story by its anime adaptation if it’s coming from the original source and never judge a story just because you got spoiled the ending, being mad that you’re favorite girl didn’t win over the course of the 12 episodes you watched (which covered not even a third of the full story with skipped parts). That’s what I learned after reading this masterpiece. You’ll never experience reading something like this again. 276 chapters of romance, drama, character development, life lessons, etc. It was treat to read.

Spoilers down below for the ending discussion->

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Ayakashi Triangle

Ecchi shounen action slop. There’s nothing really special or good about this story. It’s not one of the worst of the worsts, but it’s not good. I skipped most of the action parts cuz they are so meh to look at. The only good thing to come out of this is the cat, Shirogane.

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Yes, yes I know this is hella long, so just scroll to the bottom if necessary

TLDR: I’m a Romione shipper and here’s why I don’t like Hermione

I can understand the criticisms of Hermione’s character, but this is more like “I don’t like what the particular things Hermione did” rather than actually analyzing her character. Also that last sentence in the first paragraph, you could really say about any of the Golden Trio, receiving very few consequences and actually learning from them.

Cuz the actual truth behind JKR’s writing of Hermione is a product of being JKR’s self-insert and even though, she is a main character in the series, the author doesn’t necessarily care about her because we know next to nothing about her life as a muggle, her parents, and her personality outside of magic.

And OP stated that Hermione doesn’t face consequences in the series, but that, however, is not entirely true. She turned into a half-cat after not being cautious enough/making sure that she used a human hair instead of a cat hair. She was given the silent treatment until she apologized about her cat. In OOTP, at the DoM, she was hit by a dangerous curse because she was distracted by doing a celebration mid-battle. And in HBP, she was allegedly sexually assaulted if she didn’t run away from him.

So now let’s break this analysis down:

PS- they name none of her strengths, only her “flaws”. I don’t understand how being a rule follower is really a flaw. And her. Close-mindedness comes actually later in the series (opinions about centaurs and Divination). She froze under pressure once. Being socially awkward for 11/12 year old isn’t really out of the ordinary and doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a sign of a complex character.

CoS- Hermione’s 12-13 years old. It’s normal to develop a crush on someone, regardless on who the actually person they have a crush on are.

The one positive most people give Hermione is that she’s book smart. So I don’t understand how it’s hard to believe Hermione was able to brew polyjuice potion when you just have to read the steps to make it.

And even though, she figured out the mystery, she didn’t win a thing unlike Harry and Ron.

“Ron’s influence is working”. What? How come they never elaborate on things like this?

PoA- I also don’t understand the claim that most people would side with Hermione in the Crookshanks/Scabbers fiasco. Harmione shippers and Hermione stans are in the minority here.

GoF- Now this is just someone pissed off that someone else was interested in Hermione and Hermione decided to go with him instead of Ron

A character flaw in Krum? He can’t hold a conversation with a girl.

OOTP- Hermione’s “snipy” towards Ron because he’s a terrible prefect that gets easily walked all over by his twin brothers who are the biggest rule breakers (and possibly because she wanted Harry to be prefects with her instead of Ron 😃)

HBP- or how about feeling empathy for both instead of one over the other. Like this: “I understand why Hermione attacked Ron because it was one of the times her emotions controlled her. But that’s no excuse for the attack when Ron is kissing another girl when they aren’t together”. Not hard. And it’s why Ron and Hermione are incompatible imo.

DH- she does 90% of the preparations for the hunt because Mrs Weasley made it hard for the Trio to work together. And Hermione is no doubt the brains of the group.

“She rescues them from the ministry”. And Splinched Ron in the process, no? So, wouldn’t really say she’s perfect under pressure.

The most crucial one is Hermione staying with Harry and Ron leaving. What do you want her to do? Also leave? She’s a muggleborn, and muggles are being murdered left and right by DEs.

In conclusion, Hermione doesn’t have an arc. An arc to me is an obstacle a character has that builds character development in them. No Harry Potter character has that kind of arc.

I’ll be waiting for the “Ron’s a disappointing character” analysis post, with it just being complaints about how the “narrative” hates Ron lol

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