Neuron Activated

From The New Anecdota Americana, 1944

diversity win! this farmer is poly

from NINETEEN FORTY FOUR

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hey let's start spreading the reminder now that you cannot safely self-manage an abortion with herbal medicine or essential oils. natural abortifacients function by poisoning you; you wait for your body to realize you're dying and reject the pregnancy in order to conserve resources, and hope that happens before the rest of your organs shut down.

i think there will be an upsurge soon of unscrupulous and/or malicious actors preying on desperate pregnant people; do not help them kill people. don't spread recipes for herbal medicines or ingestible essential oil mixtures that purport to cause a pregnancy termination.

You can get mifepristone by mail. It works, and it's safe.

Also I rarely ever see this piece of information shared but before you do a medicated abortion at home if you had it shipped to you, GET A BLOOD TEST!!!!!! If your blood is Rh-negative, you should get a Rho(D) immune globulin shot before the abortion.

It will prevent your body from producing antibodies that could attack any future fetus's red blood cells if you get pregnant again. Abortions don't affect your fertility, but if you're Rh-negative and want to maybe someday have a baby, you need this shot or you run a very high risk of future miscarriages/fetal brain damage/etc

They found a bomb near my house and now i have to leaaaaave

Fuck the british and americans in particular for dropping explosives near my house 80 years ago

Eat the bomb

They didnt let me

YTA

YTA

I made this, please feel free to use

I made this post a couple months ago, and I completely forgot that I made it

today has been one of the worst days of my entire life, and this post somehow made its way back to me, like a mental-health chef boyardee can.

it actually helped me a lot

have some more

When the cocaine was pure, white folks had rhythm

Trump voters on tiktok are EXTREMELY mad about the following:

POV you are a guy in a monster suit and you are about to be meddled with so hard

This is all wonderful, but I read "Scooby is a therapy dog and is very bad at his job" just as I was taking a sip of hot almond milk and almost choked. That's PERFECT.

Power couple