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#and most of my examples are from my favorite characters but this is in no way limited to disaster lineage – @charmwasjess on Tumblr
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it's okay to be afraid

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rules the jedi canonically have:

  • no torture
  • no murder
  • no revenge
  • no killing unarmed sentients
  • no splitting your life's pledge to multiple things at once
  • no taking force sensitive children from their families without their permission
  • no trying to control things that you can't control

rules the jedi canonically DON'T have:

  • no alcohol
  • no gambling
  • no breaking traffic laws
  • no revealing clothing
  • no personal possessions
  • no open expressions of affection or other emotions
  • no having a different opinion than the jedi council
  • no leaving the jedi order
  • no concealed carrying your deadly weapon
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charmwasjess

I love this post, so let me add a couple of my favorite anecdotes of Jedi doing this shit from some recent SW books:

  • talking about personal possessions - Qui-Gon is shown to be something of a packrat and keeps souvenirs from all of his missions, including gifts from people he's helped
  • this includes sentimental keepsakes, Yoda keeps Qui-Gon's cloak and has it with him decades later on Dagobah, Dooku keeps the comlink Jenza gave him for like 50 years before giving it to Sifo-Dyas, who seems to have also kept it (disastrously)
  • Dooku and Lene Kostana even have pets they keep in their quarters and take on assignments
  • Rael smokes and drinks and has sex - far from being uptight about this, Dooku is shown drinking with both his Padawans and making jokes about Rael's slutty (affectionate) ways
  • Masters and Padawans are physically affectionate and describe the relationship in loving, familial terms
  • Jedi actively choose to live and work together outside of formal bond - Dooku tags along all the time with Sifo-Dyas and Lene Kostana as a Padawan, Rael goes on missions with Dooku and Qui-Gon and specifically requests Qui-Gon for a mission later in life, Sifo-Dyas and Lene Kostana seem to have remained in partnership for most of their lives, decades after Sifo-Dyas was knighted...
  • Obi-Wan is shown having normal, teenage thoughts about what his sexual identity even is
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