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I’m Jess, she/they, adult, I live in a tiny mountain town in Appalachia in the US with my partner, dog, and two cats. This blog is a LGBTQIA+ queer friendly safe space. 

I post mainly Dooku stuff, Sifo-Dyas rambling, plus Jedi and prequel Star Wars nonsense. My lil handful of fics are over on AO3. I love discussing the extended Star Wars ecosystem, including Legends and current Disney canon. 

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y'all were so nice about my time travel au it's not helping me not write it. The plot is funny though, I'm dividing up the boys and Dooku's arc is easy (he thinks he's gonna kill Count Dooku lolol sure jan.gif) but Sifo-Dyas's plotline so far is mainly: clones holy shit the clones my??! clones?? uh that's problematic gotta save my the clones clones beautiful clones I'm sure future me had a plan for this but what. was. it?

cody: that kid is kind of creepy, sir obi-wan: I know, but be nice, I think he's technically dead
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time travel DO write it!!!!! 👀👀👀👀

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I'm sorry this is so late, Boli. I went to grab a snippet of Time Travel (Not Writing It) Fic and accidentally, uhh, started writing it again.

Teenaged Dooku and Sifo-Dyas touch the wrong artifact and get plopped into the end of the Clone Wars where they make an escalating series of predictably horrible choices! :D Here's Sifo-Dyas making some now:

“What do you mean mine?” Sifo-Dyas’s voice rose in an alarming way. 

Dooku sensed the movement coming in the Force before he even did it: the odd, loud crash of feathers against air, a bird burst into startled flight. 

–And then Sifo-Dyas was shoving past Master Kenobi, almost knocking him over, and running for it.

“Hey!” Master Skywalker grabbed for the young seer, but Sifo-Dyas dodged and opened his long body into a sprint. A flash of color as the Togruta Padawan took off in pursuit, and Dooku found himself running too, chasing them both and yelling pointless, desperate things.

“Sifo-Dyas! Stop!”

Panic thudded in his chest as he watched him tear off down the corridor into the depths of the huge ship, his dark Padawan braid whipping behind him. If Sifo-Dyas was trying to truly escape, he appeared to be headed in the wrong direction from The Negotiator’s massive hanger bay. 

…why was his whole stupid life running after Sifo-Dyas?

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“It’s An Errand,” I say, pressing forth the indicated capital letters. Master Sha’s tone shifts into amusement. “Did Master Yoda assign you an errand? Or were you merely in the area when the errand was assigned?” Master Sha definitely has my number. “Galactic Basic has no difference in form between the second person singular and the second person plural,” I point out in lieu of an actual answer. It’s Jedi Tradition to twist words, after all. in which An Important Conversation With Yoda is had and a quest for flash-fried (deep-fried) food is begun.
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DARTH VADER #8 written by Charles Soule art by Giuseppe Camuncoli and Daniele Orlandini JOCASTA GODDAMN NU, BAD ASS LIBRARIAN I appreciate the moments of her RUNNING UP THE WALL or grabbing the lightsaber sniper and just BLASTING IT RIGHT INTO VADER’S FACE, I love the physical things that are clearly super awesome!  But the thing that really wrenched my fannish heart and made me appreciate her more is that we spent the entire last couple of issues with Jocasta’s heartache and anger over what was being done to her home and to her beloved books, that she treasured this precious archive enough to be furious over it as the final insult to the Jedi, after everything that was Order 66 and the aftermath. And then she deleted all of it because she knew that was the only way to keep it out of the wrong hands, to keep it from being used to hurt people.  THAT is what being a Jedi means–something can absolutely be precious to you, you can have feelings over it, be furious over it, but if you’re presented with the time when it has to be let go of?  You’re able to do it. She bows her head, prays to the Force for forgiveness, acknowledges what this loss means to her, but keeps her mind on the present.  This is mindfulness in action, this is non-attachment in action.  This is a Jedi in action. JOCASTA NU, BAD ASS JEDI LIBRIARIAN

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The image resolves to show Master Windu settling back in the field of the holomessage, his shoulders shifting for a moment as he leaves the stern posture of the Head of the Order behind. He presses the tips of his fingers together, and gazes at the video recorder and, thus, Sifo-Dyas, even though it's a recorded message. “Heard you were out getting lunch.” Sifo-Dyas’s thumb hovers over the pause button. “Heard you volunteered to spot the High Council's, Sedawan.” Master Windu continues to stare into the camera for a moment, after using the old term that means both master and teacher, in partnership with padawan, and then grins. His teeth are bright against his dark skin, both easily distinguishable even with the blue tint of holo-tech. Congratulations. The video clicks off. The commlink chimes again, a new image message appearing in the holo-field. This one is mainly text. Sifo-Dyas sputters and then recovers. He holds the commlink out to me. “Here. Can you go give this to Dexter and tell him it's a takeout order?” “Little errand?” “Little errand.” I slide off of the humiliating booster seat, and then off of the booth seat and head over to the counter. Juggling the commlink from hand to hand to keep it from falling, I clamber up onto one of the stools. “No shoes on the stools,” orders Dex. “Not shoes,” I say. “Knees.” I grasp onto the counter with one hand and hold out the holocron in the other. “Please, for takeout.” Dex glances back behind me but I'm using all my focus to keep from falling into the gap between the stool and the countertop so I don't. “It's for the entire High Council. It's very important. I think it's a test for Master.” “Hmph, I've heard about your High Council.” “Why’s Quiggy complaining about them now?” Dex barks out a laugh and slaps his thigh. “Now I know you definitely know Qui-Gon. I wasn't too sure about those other guys,” he says with a wink.

dex, the jedi order's strongest ally, distracting small child from the adults making out in the diner booth behind them.

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Complementary Strategies

✨first fic with these two’s wonderful ridiculousness posted✨

Yan Dooku, Jedi Knight, favoured diplomat of the Order, trained negotiator, flopped down face first on the floor in his formal robes. “You are far better at …peopling, than I am, Sy.” Sifo-Dyas, also of the above, snorted and followed suit, lying down near enough to have an arm overlapping Yan’s back. “Barely.”

Also greetings everyone come say hiiiiii!!!

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I don't know but Sifo-Dyas mentoring Whie Malreaux would be wizard (bonding over the force telling them the most awful futures)

Unfortunately it seems Whie would be a year old at most when Sifo-Dyas dies, too bad the two of them would see things even Yoda wouldn't dream of.

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I’ll never quite get over just how integrated kids are into daily Jedi life and the implications of that.

Dooku’s Temple "job" for years seems to have been “teaching lightsaber preschool.” Sifo-Dyas, the guy with the scary doom visions? Oh yeah, they have him working with infants, bringing babies to the Temple as a Seeker. Jocasta Nu is constantly depicted interacting with the younger generation of Jedi, teaching, helping, or mentoring. In TCW, she knows all the Padawans on sight. 

There’s just something really ordinary and charming to me about this. Sure, Dooku is a terrifying 2m of spider limbs in a robe, but he’s still going down on one sinister knee to check out the little crying kid who got a finger crunched by one of those wooden training swords. How many of the TCW-era Jedi were once babies who played with Sifo-Dyas’s hair loopies or cuddled on his chest as he pointed his T-6 back toward the Temple after another successful Seeking mission? (Space is, after all, cold. 🥺) You just know Jocasta is in very reluctant possession of knowledge of every single teen Padawan drama, crush, or breakup. She tries to stay out of it, but she’s broken up fights and pulled particulars into her office for tea and a gentle lecture on the inherent self-destructiveness of gossip. 

And these are not “just some” Jedi - they are all combat trained, politically important, at the top of their rank and even each sit on the Council at some point in their lives. The Jedi Order really went “super powerful space wizards with laser swords, yeah, but they should also all definitely know how to change a diaper." 

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