Me stepping onto the balcony to address my followers

Sword, Korea, 17th-19th century

from The National Museum of Korea

yesterday I sarcastically made up the tech company names "Trimble" and "Plinq" and then to my horror discovered that both actually exist

one of us is having a stroke and I'm worried it's me

“There are no female aliens in our game because we don’t know how to make a female version of this alien” You know that alien you just designed? That male alien? Give it a female voice actor and have characters refer to it as she. That’s it. That’s literally all you have to do 

Make her shorter if you must

Make her BIGGER if you aren’t a coward 

Take your male alien bodytype, make her like 4 feet taller, give her an extra set of arms and sharper teeth, and as muscular as shit.

Boom.

Europe (yur·uhp) is an exotic peninsula in the extreme westernmost reaches of Asia with many fascinating cultures and landscapes and home to many of the world's last remaining feudal kingdoms, offering a glimpse back into a more simplistic way of living.

In these times, I think some of the fandom rules from the 90s still sound good:

-Never get a fandom tattoo

-Don’t engage with the creators, you’re going to be disappointed at best. At best.

narrator who's terrible at social cues & describes every facial expression as "unreadable"

you've heard of unreliable narrator, here's the incompetent narrator

Lord, grant me the strength to throw away this box that i'll never use, the courage to throw away this box that i'll never use, and the wisdom to throw away this box that i'll never use

tumblr please stop telling me to wd40 a mouse

so funny in dragon age inquisition where everyone was like "hoooly fuck. can solas shut up. can he stop talking about spirits and the fade for 5 fucking secondsss." is like if you had a coworker who texted you nonstop like "broooo I love surfing i love the sea 💦🏝⛵🌊 haha water and shit yo. man let's hit some waves let's cowabunga let's swim with the fishiessss haha hmu" and then you find out he's poseidon

cunty ass survival horror

MY BABY MICHELLEEE THIS LOOKS S SICK OMGGGGG

dash is dead im teleporting to the past

https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard?max_post_id=606474489540042752

2016 dash here

2014 dash

2012 dash

2010 dash

BEFORE YOU CLICK A LINK!

Reblog this post :) Especially if you’re on mobile, you’ll lose the post if you click the link without thinking. Take a note from your elders before you

𝕊𝕠𝕣𝕣𝕪 𝕎𝕖’𝕣𝕖 ℭ𝔩𝔬𝔰𝔢𝔡 is OUT NOW !!!

MICHELLLEE!!!!!!!!!! What a BABE!

Michelle and Robyn

Been waiting for this game to come out since the launch trailer and now I'm going to combust

Ba-da dum-dum-dum 🎺ba-da-baaaa-baaa da da-da🎺 dum-dum-dum 🎺baa-ba-da BA🎺 BA BA BA

post-email aftercare like that was a great email and you seemed so normal

i gotta remember this