“but women have sex organs on their chests! I don’t walk around with my pants off!”

I think what you mean to say is “women have secondary sex characteristics on their chests”, not sex organs

in which case let me remind you that your facial hair and enlarged adam’s apple are also secondary sex characteristics

if secondary sex characteristics bother you and you feel they should be covered up in public, please feel free to shove your entire head in a bag at any time

oooh, burn. 

That’s a burn. 

you just go burned.

i think 'I trust you with my life but not your own' as a trope is one of the ones that can always fuck me up no matter what

"I trust you with my life because you are good and kind and noble--I know you will not hesitate to do everything in your power to save me.

I do not trust you with your own life because you are good and kind and noble--I know you would not hesitate to sacrifice yourself to save me."

THAT is where it's at!!!!!

people telling you they reread your fic is the biggest compliment you could ever receive. there are thousands of stories out there begging to be found, to be explored, but your story meant so much to someone that they came back to it eagerly, they went over every word again. to love is to return and loving a fic is rereading it. thank you to all readers and rereaders <3333

Tiger walking through algae.

yeah but you could green screen this into any thing you want tiger walking through clouds tiger walking through lava tiger walking through space tiger walking through macaroni and cheese like the possibilities are endless thank you algae greenscreen

WHY ARE THERE NO GREEN SCREEN EXAMPLE IMAGES?!? PHOTOSHOP ARTISTS OF TUMBLR, WHERE YOU AT!

I HAD TO. (forgive my horrible photoshop skills. I hope you’re happy.)

I am VERY happy, the coffee is my favourite.

Yes, yes the tiger is in [fill in the blank here]!

Guys, random question that came to mind NOW for no reason:

Are there still any FF15 fans out there somewhere?

I know it's considered the worst of the Final Fantasy games, but I've always liked it a lot.

Especially for the characters and the beautiful relationship that the four protagonists have.

Do you like it??

ffxv hooked its claws into me back in january 2017 and has not let go since

FFXV my beloved.

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the compulsion to reblog…

the patrick lobster appears only once in a thousand years, reblog for good luck

The art of creation ✨️

you can think someone's an idiot and not hate them. anyone who doesn't understand this has never had a coworker

Finding magic in all the smallest things~

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

Daniel Sloss- “Jigsaw”

ROMANTIC LOVE IS NOT MORE IMPORTANT THAN PLATONIC LOVE!!!

[Image description: Images of Daniel Sloss doing a stand up routine from a Netflix special. He says: “My best friend in the whole wide world is a woman called Jean. We’ve been best friends for about eight or nine years. A lot of people don’t believe it’s platonic, but it is, the idea of each other naked makes us both very sad. But we love each other, we do, we’ve just been together through most things. Two months into my relationship with my ex-girlfriend, she was like, “Sometimes, I feel like you love Jean more than me.” And I was like, “Baby, no! … All the time! Every hour of every day I love her more than I love you. Because she’s put the ground work in. You don’t get to suck a dick and go number one, you sociopath.” End description]

Sabrina the Teenage Witch | 3.06 - "Good Will Haunting"