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yinnezha

Way back before you were born, Calla and Persephone and I were messing around with things we probably shouldn’t have been messing around with– Drugs? Rituals. Are you messing around with drugs? No. But maybe rituals.

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i feel like crying!! no wait i’m ok!! oh my god i’m so in love!! wow i’m ugly and gross and probably the worst!! wait!! i’m ok again!! time to cut all my hair off!! time to cry again whoops haha!!!!

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I was thinking how very hard it is to make people out. I like to amuse myself by observing and trying to make conclusions. But in a place like Sanditon where strangers mingle freely, it’s hard to form a reliable judgement. People could be so difficult to interpret, don’t you find? Sanditon, Episode 1

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asroarke

All That Glitters an asroarke fanfiction

He’s a spy. Far from the best one that Marcus Kane trained, but the one who managed to get an invitation for dinner at Mr. Wallace’s estate in Mt. Weather. It’s not his original assignment, but when one recruit falls, the others have to cover more ground.

There’s an informant who regularly attends these parties, someone who provided the last recruit vital intel until his cover almost blew months ago and he had to flee back to Arkadia. Bellamy doesn’t know much about the informant. Kane said whoever it is would find him but said nothing else about the informant, most likely to protect them in case Bellamy fails and gets caught. The only important clue he has about them is that they cannot seem to get information out any other way. And that tells Bellamy that the informant is watched, which is more than enough information to go on.

A Spy AU where Bellamy’s only assignment is to keep attending Cage Wallace’s lavish parties so that Kane’s informant can keep slipping him messages, but the mission gets complicated when he falls for his enemy’s wife.

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nyctosaurid

america sucks and is a hellhole but i do appreciate … the loose mythology that has formed around how artificially weird everything outside of big cities is. where i think it’s safe to say most folktales worldwide tend to form around nature or at the very least older towns, in america the modern folktale is, from my very Californian observation, generally formed around things like 24 hour diners… beach boardwalks… giant metal sculptures of dinosaurs… static-y radio stations… government bases out in the desert. 

am i saying other, more nature-centric folklore doesn’t exist or that this never happens in other places? of course not. am i saying that Welcome to Night Vale and Jordan Peele’s Us are the modern american fairy tales? that the setting of Hotel California, taken literally, is the Americana equivalent to the forests of medieval fairy tales? that claims of alien abduction is simply the modern, technologically reasoned form of being taken by the faeries ? fuck yeah my dudes and dudettes 

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