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nikadd

“do you think jensen ackles would make a good rupaul’s drag race judge?” things my boyfriend asks me

like what would that even look like.

ru: welcome to the mainstage of rupaul's drag race! she got them super naturals, michelle visage!

michelle: you better believe it, ru!

ru: heheheheheheeeeee! style superstar carson cressley, have you ever seen a ghost?

carson: no, but i know my way around some ectoplasm!

ru: ewwwwwwheheheheHEEEEEEE! and the absolutely gorgeous jensen ackles.

jensen: thank you for having me!

ru: jensen, have you ever hunted a drag queen?

jensen: no, ru, but i hope to pop that cherry tonight.

ru: that can be arranged.

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Every fall out boy song is like *nonsense lyric* *nonsense lyric* *the most profound cunt serving couplet in the English language since Shakespeare that sends you straight back to middle school* *nonsense*

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lungthief

after my fall out boy concert i told my mom that they played my second favorite fall out boy song of all time (headfirst slide into cooperstown on a bad bet) and she asked what the song was called (it’s called headfirst slide into cooperstown on a bad bet) so i immediately answered “headfirst slide into cooperstown on a bad bet” and she turned to me and said “there’s no way that’s the name of the song” which gave me the incredible privilege of saying “alexa play ‘headfirst slide into cooperstown on a bad bet’ by fall out boy” to which the alexa responded “NOW PLAYING ‘HEADFIRST SLIDE INTO COOPERSTOWN ON A BAD BET’ BY FALL OUT BOY” and my mother promptly walked out of the room

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