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vivrant thing

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don't throw off my groove
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I know having a bf/gf etc isnt important but when no one crushes on u u cant help but wonder “whats wrong with me ” “maybe im meaner than i thought” “how ugly AM i” “its because of my body its totally my body” i think its only natural as humans that we seek approval it kind of sucks

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geosynthetic

Just a casual reminder that Jennifer Lawrence is a horrible person who mocks and disrespects the culture of the disenfranchised

JFC how could you not even be aware of how asinine you’re being?

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cookienun

ok but chris pratt pressing his fists

he was ready

Didn’t Chris Pratt used to live in Hawaii before he got famous?

He did! He was also homeless during that time of his life.

that’s….that’s fucking disgusting

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tried to watch suicide squad again managed to endure til the part they had joker lying on the floor with a bunch of knives around him and my hp bar depleted

tmblrawr

Did you know Jared Leto sharpened those knives by hand???

Jared Leto does a lot of unnecessary things the world don’t care about

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then again

the more things change….

The people making these memes obviously have never seen some of the weird ass shit in old-timey photos. A quick Google and:

Humans are basically a giant jumble of weirdos that try to belittle other weirdos…

That’s the most accurate and poignant description of human nature I’ve ever read

humanity has been shitposting since the very birth of photography, probably even earlier

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berlynn-wohl

“probably even earlier”

True shitposts, made by artisans, filled with blood, sweat, tears, and the dankest memes of early man.

Snemons, or snail demons.

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whoever made this meme is A FAKE FAN

fairy godmother was singing her iconic cover of “i need a hero” during this scene, “livin’ la vida loca” wasn’t performed by puss in boots and donkey until the end of the movie

literally check yourself before you wreck yourself

shrek yourself before you wreck yourself

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rabidchild

A. The song title you are looking for is “Holding Out for a Hero” which is a song by Bonnie Tyler, but performed in this film by the incomparable Jennifer Saunders (of AbFab fame).

B. Mongo had a featured line during “Livin’ la Vida Loca”, which he sang from his final resting place in the moat, meaning that it is completely fair to assume that someone would associate the song with his dying moments.

So who is the real fake Shrek fan?

things heating up in the Shrek fandom.

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