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Tipsy

peter parker x reader

summary: Peter plans to ask you out tonight–sober, but instead he asks you out drunk

warnings: peter not being able to handle his alcohol 

w/c: 3.7k

a/n: i posted this last week but of course tumblr was being a bitch and it didn’t show up in the tags but enjoy!

“Do you know when she’ll be here?” Peter leaned against the bar, looking over the choices on what he could possibly get.

“Dunno–can I get a whisky?” Harry asked the bartender and they nodded, going to get a glass and the bottle.

Peter sighed as the man handed the glass to Harry then looked over to him, “you?”

“Just the water’s fine.” He nodded and left the boys alone again. Harry gave Peter a strange look as he sipped his drink. “Wanna keep a clear head for tonight.” He explained. “I think I’m going to ask her out.”

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Tipsy

peter parker x reader

summary: Peter plans to ask you out tonight–sober, but instead he asks you out drunk

warnings: peter not being able to handle his alcohol 

w/c: 3.7k

a/n: i posted this last week but of course tumblr was being a bitch and it didn’t show up in the tags but enjoy!

“Do you know when she’ll be here?” Peter leaned against the bar, looking over the choices on what he could possibly get.

“Dunno–can I get a whisky?” Harry asked the bartender and they nodded, going to get a glass and the bottle.

Peter sighed as the man handed the glass to Harry then looked over to him, “you?”

“Just the water’s fine.” He nodded and left the boys alone again. Harry gave Peter a strange look as he sipped his drink. “Wanna keep a clear head for tonight.” He explained. “I think I’m going to ask her out.”

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Tipsy

peter parker x reader

summary: Peter plans to ask you out tonight–sober, but instead he asks you out drunk

warnings: peter not being able to handle his alcohol 

w/c: 3.7k

a/n: i posted this last week but of course tumblr was being a bitch and it didn’t show up in the tags but enjoy!

“Do you know when she’ll be here?” Peter leaned against the bar, looking over the choices on what he could possibly get.

“Dunno–can I get a whisky?” Harry asked the bartender and they nodded, going to get a glass and the bottle.

Peter sighed as the man handed the glass to Harry then looked over to him, “you?”

“Just the water’s fine.” He nodded and left the boys alone again. Harry gave Peter a strange look as he sipped his drink. “Wanna keep a clear head for tonight.” He explained. “I think I’m going to ask her out.”

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Dedicated to the one I love

Peter parker x reader

Summary: Peter's worried that he ruined date night by coming home in desperate need of stitches, you let him know that it's okay

W: mentions of sex, wound/injuries mention but its all fluff!

w/c: 1.5k

a/n: can be read for any spidey!

Peter is use to long nights, but he’s just not doing anything any other person his age would be doing. Most of the time when he tells people he is busy at night, their thoughts go to partying or his friends would think he was doing sort of experiment or something they deemed ‘nerdy’.

It would shock them to know he was out in the city fighting crime.

There were some things holding Peter back though. His job, his friends, Aunt May, and you. Every time he would put the mask on, your face would flash before him. You are the reason he is trying to keep the city safe, but oftentimes he would wonder if it was better to simply keep you only safe. It would be easier this way, not to mention there would be no shocking reason a villain would target you. 

But Uncle Ben’s words haunt him. Ben was an empathetic saint who made sure to pass that behavior down to his nephew, but he also would never have wanted Peter to see the crime and danger that he does know. It was like two little Peter’s on his shoulders, one saying to help the city and that's it selfish if he doesn’t, but the other would say that Peter keeping his loved one close was enough, he didn’t owe the city anything. 

But young fifteen year old Peter made the decision that the now Peter still follows: taking up the title of spiderman, and saving the city of New York. 

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Dedicated to the one I love

Peter parker x reader

Summary: Peter's worried that he ruined date night by coming home in desperate need of stitches, you let him know that it's okay

W: mentions of sex, wound/injuries mention but its all fluff!

w/c: 1.5k

a/n: can be read for any spidey!

Peter is use to long nights, but he’s just not doing anything any other person his age would be doing. Most of the time when he tells people he is busy at night, their thoughts go to partying or his friends would think he was doing sort of experiment or something they deemed ‘nerdy’.

It would shock them to know he was out in the city fighting crime.

There were some things holding Peter back though. His job, his friends, Aunt May, and you. Every time he would put the mask on, your face would flash before him. You are the reason he is trying to keep the city safe, but oftentimes he would wonder if it was better to simply keep you only safe. It would be easier this way, not to mention there would be no shocking reason a villain would target you. 

But Uncle Ben’s words haunt him. Ben was an empathetic saint who made sure to pass that behavior down to his nephew, but he also would never have wanted Peter to see the crime and danger that he does know. It was like two little Peter’s on his shoulders, one saying to help the city and that's it selfish if he doesn’t, but the other would say that Peter keeping his loved one close was enough, he didn’t owe the city anything. 

But young fifteen year old Peter made the decision that the now Peter still follows: taking up the title of spiderman, and saving the city of New York. 

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Dedicated to the one I love

Peter parker x reader

Summary: Peter's worried that he ruined date night by coming home in desperate need of stitches, you let him know that it's okay

W: mentions of sex, wound/injuries mention but its all fluff!

w/c: 1.5k

a/n: can be read for any spidey!

Peter is use to long nights, but he’s just not doing anything any other person his age would be doing. Most of the time when he tells people he is busy at night, their thoughts go to partying or his friends would think he was doing sort of experiment or something they deemed ‘nerdy’.

It would shock them to know he was out in the city fighting crime.

There were some things holding Peter back though. His job, his friends, Aunt May, and you. Every time he would put the mask on, your face would flash before him. You are the reason he is trying to keep the city safe, but oftentimes he would wonder if it was better to simply keep you only safe. It would be easier this way, not to mention there would be no shocking reason a villain would target you. 

But Uncle Ben’s words haunt him. Ben was an empathetic saint who made sure to pass that behavior down to his nephew, but he also would never have wanted Peter to see the crime and danger that he does know. It was like two little Peter’s on his shoulders, one saying to help the city and that's it selfish if he doesn’t, but the other would say that Peter keeping his loved one close was enough, he didn’t owe the city anything. 

But young fifteen year old Peter made the decision that the now Peter still follows: taking up the title of spiderman, and saving the city of New York. 

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Doin’ Time

Peter parker x f!reader 

Summary: There is a new criminal on the loose called blackcat and Peter is now desperate to catch her. But he wasn’t expecting the criminal to be the ex he’s still not over. (blackcat fic and can be read w any pete!)

w: melodramatic tbh, tiny blood mention, talks of sex 

w/c: 4.5k

a/n: its been soooo long! but i finally finished my big exams and i got time to work on fics and i’ve got some other stuff coming soon too! (i’ve also realized my love for exs to lovers)

For the past two weeks, there have been a string of robberies in New York city. One at the Metropolitan art museum where precious artifacts have been stolen, the next was one of the Federal Reserve banks, where over two million dollars were transferred to different bank accounts–all untraceable to federal agents. And the most recent was two nights ago, where the criminal committed a similar crime as the previous, where they drained bank accounts of wealthy stock owners. The only slight difference between the latest two was that the criminal was recorded by a bystander; showing an interaction with them and spider-man, who had no luck in capturing the new criminal dubbed as ‘Black Cat’, due to their agility and fast reflexes. In the video, spider-man was seen failing miserably–”

“Ned can you turn that off please?” Peter whined from his seat in the kitchen. He was currently looking at his little ‘psychopath’ board–as it was dubbed by Mj a couple hours ago–it had all the evidence from the crime scenes as well as a strand of hair pinned up. String was hung all around, connecting everything together with conspiracy theories. 

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Doin’ Time

Peter parker x f!reader 

Summary: There is a new criminal on the loose called blackcat and Peter is now desperate to catch her. But he wasn’t expecting the criminal to be the ex he’s still not over. (blackcat fic and can be read w any pete!)

w: melodramatic tbh, tiny blood mention, talks of sex 

w/c: 4.5k

a/n: its been soooo long! but i finally finished my big exams and i got time to work on fics and i’ve got some other stuff coming soon too! (i’ve also realized my love for exs to lovers)

For the past two weeks, there have been a string of robberies in New York city. One at the Metropolitan art museum where precious artifacts have been stolen, the next was one of the Federal Reserve banks, where over two million dollars were transferred to different bank accounts–all untraceable to federal agents. And the most recent was two nights ago, where the criminal committed a similar crime as the previous, where they drained bank accounts of wealthy stock owners. The only slight difference between the latest two was that the criminal was recorded by a bystander; showing an interaction with them and spider-man, who had no luck in capturing the new criminal dubbed as ‘Black Cat’, due to their agility and fast reflexes. In the video, spider-man was seen failing miserably–”

“Ned can you turn that off please?” Peter whined from his seat in the kitchen. He was currently looking at his little ‘psychopath’ board–as it was dubbed by Mj a couple hours ago–it had all the evidence from the crime scenes as well as a strand of hair pinned up. String was hung all around, connecting everything together with conspiracy theories. 

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Doin’ Time

Peter parker x f!reader 

Summary: There is a new criminal on the loose called blackcat and Peter is now desperate to catch her. But he wasn’t expecting the criminal to be the ex he’s still not over. (blackcat fic and can be read w any pete!)

w: melodramatic tbh, tiny blood mention, talks of sex 

w/c: 4.5k

a/n: its been soooo long! but i finally finished my big exams and i got time to work on fics and i’ve got some other stuff coming soon too! (i’ve also realized my love for exs to lovers)

For the past two weeks, there have been a string of robberies in New York city. One at the Metropolitan art museum where precious artifacts have been stolen, the next was one of the Federal Reserve banks, where over two million dollars were transferred to different bank accounts–all untraceable to federal agents. And the most recent was two nights ago, where the criminal committed a similar crime as the previous, where they drained bank accounts of wealthy stock owners. The only slight difference between the latest two was that the criminal was recorded by a bystander; showing an interaction with them and spider-man, who had no luck in capturing the new criminal dubbed as ‘Black Cat’, due to their agility and fast reflexes. In the video, spider-man was seen failing miserably–”

“Ned can you turn that off please?” Peter whined from his seat in the kitchen. He was currently looking at his little ‘psychopath’ board–as it was dubbed by Mj a couple hours ago–it had all the evidence from the crime scenes as well as a strand of hair pinned up. String was hung all around, connecting everything together with conspiracy theories. 

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Doin’ Time

Peter parker x f!reader 

Summary: There is a new criminal on the loose called blackcat and Peter is now desperate to catch her. But he wasn’t expecting the criminal to be the ex he’s still not over. (blackcat fic and can be read w any pete!)

w: melodramatic tbh, tiny blood mention, talks of sex 

w/c: 4.5k

a/n: its been soooo long! but i finally finished my big exams and i got time to work on fics and i’ve got some other stuff coming soon too! (i’ve also realized my love for exs to lovers)

For the past two weeks, there have been a string of robberies in New York city. One at the Metropolitan art museum where precious artifacts have been stolen, the next was one of the Federal Reserve banks, where over two million dollars were transferred to different bank accounts–all untraceable to federal agents. And the most recent was two nights ago, where the criminal committed a similar crime as the previous, where they drained bank accounts of wealthy stock owners. The only slight difference between the latest two was that the criminal was recorded by a bystander; showing an interaction with them and spider-man, who had no luck in capturing the new criminal dubbed as ‘Black Cat’, due to their agility and fast reflexes. In the video, spider-man was seen failing miserably–”

“Ned can you turn that off please?” Peter whined from his seat in the kitchen. He was currently looking at his little ‘psychopath’ board–as it was dubbed by Mj a couple hours ago–it had all the evidence from the crime scenes as well as a strand of hair pinned up. String was hung all around, connecting everything together with conspiracy theories. 

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only you, babe

tasm!peter parker x f!reader

summary: working with your ex is terrible, your ex causing you to stay late is terrible, but seeing your ex crashing from the window is also…terrible

w/c: 2.2k

warnings: canon typical violence, ex’s/enemies to lovers

a/n: sorry i didn’t post this sooner! traveling/time zones messed up when i was planning to post this :) ALSO THIS GIF <33333

Peter has had his fair share of embarrassing moments, infact, he would argue his whole life was one big embarrassment. From consent name calling from Flash, not to mention his all-around clumsiness, it wasn’t hard to believe that he had his more difficult moment then some of his fellow peers. 

And it only got worse when he got a visit from that particular spider.

From sticking to his desk that made him sit for a suspiciously long time, to accidentally denting a couple of lockers, he was more of an outcast than before. The only place where he didn’t feel like too much of an outcast was in his Oscorp internship; yes nerdy, he knows, but at least he’s not the only nerd there.

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only you, babe

tasm!peter parker x f!reader

summary: working with your ex is terrible, your ex causing you to stay late is terrible, but seeing your ex crashing from the window is also…terrible

w/c: 2.2k

warnings: canon typical violence, ex’s/enemies to lovers

a/n: sorry i didn’t post this sooner! traveling/time zones messed up when i was planning to post this :) ALSO THIS GIF <33333

Peter has had his fair share of embarrassing moments, infact, he would argue his whole life was one big embarrassment. From consent name calling from Flash, not to mention his all-around clumsiness, it wasn’t hard to believe that he had his more difficult moment then some of his fellow peers. 

And it only got worse when he got a visit from that particular spider.

From sticking to his desk that made him sit for a suspiciously long time, to accidentally denting a couple of lockers, he was more of an outcast than before. The only place where he didn’t feel like too much of an outcast was in his Oscorp internship; yes nerdy, he knows, but at least he’s not the only nerd there.

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only you, babe

tasm!peter parker x f!reader

summary: working with your ex is terrible, your ex causing you to stay late is terrible, but seeing your ex crashing from the window is also…terrible

w/c: 2.2k

warnings: canon typical violence, ex’s/enemies to lovers

a/n: sorry i didn’t post this sooner! traveling/time zones messed up when i was planning to post this :) ALSO THIS GIF <33333

Peter has had his fair share of embarrassing moments, infact, he would argue his whole life was one big embarrassment. From consent name calling from Flash, not to mention his all-around clumsiness, it wasn’t hard to believe that he had his more difficult moment then some of his fellow peers. 

And it only got worse when he got a visit from that particular spider.

From sticking to his desk that made him sit for a suspiciously long time, to accidentally denting a couple of lockers, he was more of an outcast than before. The only place where he didn’t feel like too much of an outcast was in his Oscorp internship; yes nerdy, he knows, but at least he’s not the only nerd there.

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only you, babe

tasm!peter parker x f!reader

summary: working with your ex is terrible, your ex causing you to stay late is terrible, but seeing your ex crashing from the window is also…terrible

w/c: 2.2k

warnings: canon typical violence, ex’s/enemies to lovers

a/n: sorry i didn’t post this sooner! traveling/time zones messed up when i was planning to post this :) ALSO THIS GIF <33333

Peter has had his fair share of embarrassing moments, infact, he would argue his whole life was one big embarrassment. From consent name calling from Flash, not to mention his all-around clumsiness, it wasn’t hard to believe that he had his more difficult moment then some of his fellow peers. 

And it only got worse when he got a visit from that particular spider.

From sticking to his desk that made him sit for a suspiciously long time, to accidentally denting a couple of lockers, he was more of an outcast than before. The only place where he didn’t feel like too much of an outcast was in his Oscorp internship; yes nerdy, he knows, but at least he’s not the only nerd there.

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Hoarder

tasm!peter parker x reader

summery: moving in with peter is all fun and games until you realize he might have a small hoarding problem

w/c: 2.2k

w: suggestive couple times

“Did we get everything, babe?” Peter looked around the small apartment, glancing over the kitchen counter and looking into the living room, all while holding a bread machine in his hand and a stand mixer in the other. “What about the silverware? Is any of it yours?”

“Hey! Stop taking all of the stuff” Gwen called out from the room. “Some people still live here, y‘know.”

“Just be lucky we’re taking Peter’s couch and not this one.” You called back. “I bought it when we moved in together. And I’m leaving it here for free.” Gwen mumbled something incoherent back and walked out from her room. You turned back to Peter who was practically beaming, his smile radiating pure happiness.

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Hoarder

tasm!peter parker x reader

summery: moving in with peter is all fun and games until you realize he might have a small hoarding problem

w/c: 2.2k

w: suggestive couple times

“Did we get everything, babe?” Peter looked around the small apartment, glancing over the kitchen counter and looking into the living room, all while holding a bread machine in his hand and a stand mixer in the other. “What about the silverware? Is any of it yours?”

“Hey! Stop taking all of the stuff” Gwen called out from the room. “Some people still live here, y‘know.”

“Just be lucky we’re taking Peter’s couch and not this one.” You called back. “I bought it when we moved in together. And I’m leaving it here for free.” Gwen mumbled something incoherent back and walked out from her room. You turned back to Peter who was practically beaming, his smile radiating pure happiness.

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Hoarder

tasm!peter parker x reader

summery: moving in with peter is all fun and games until you realize he might have a small hoarding problem

w/c: 2.2k

w: suggestive couple times

“Did we get everything, babe?” Peter looked around the small apartment, glancing over the kitchen counter and looking into the living room, all while holding a bread machine in his hand and a stand mixer in the other. “What about the silverware? Is any of it yours?”

“Hey! Stop taking all of the stuff” Gwen called out from the room. “Some people still live here, y‘know.”

“Just be lucky we’re taking Peter’s couch and not this one.” You called back. “I bought it when we moved in together. And I’m leaving it here for free.” Gwen mumbled something incoherent back and walked out from her room. You turned back to Peter who was practically beaming, his smile radiating pure happiness.

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