No Gender, Only Lesbian

Reminder that twitter is now an informal, unregulated (i.e. warrantless) information source for Trump administration use.

https://www.wikihow.com/Import-Twitter-to-Bluesky

if you dont mind adding a browser extension and installing python, heres a way you can find your twitter followers and import your twitter feed to bluesky!

apparently https://movetodon.org is a mastodon-migration tool as well.

Really can't go wrong in fantasy with a giant skeleton being part of the environment. I'm talking colossal, part of the scenery bones.

Oh yes, let me wonder what the hell it is, how it died, how long it has been there. Let me walk on its ribs pathways, climb inside an eyesocket, look at where it fused with the nature around it.

(For a tiny bit of context, I have a 5+1 mostly planned out, and I'm trying to decide what insane way to go about posting it once I actually write it. Rest assured, no matter what I do re: posting schedule, I Will Suffer.)

satisfying

I think it’s so funny how we have to speak to men like preschoolers when it comes to having empathy for women. like hey buddy… I know you think girls are icky :( but remember your mommy? your mommy is a girl! and then they’re like ohhhh… mommy IS a girl.. and I do like mommy… this is starting to come together

just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before

queers- never kill yourself. there might be new mcr

omg did not expect to see “we have mainstream research evidence for transmisogyny now” this morning but happy friday?? thanks dr. devon price for pre-digesting it

and of course there’s the angle of, well lmfao yes trans women have been saying this in mainstream print since at least 2007 and doubtlessly in other fora for much longer, but sometimes an argument from authority has more force and how do we emotionally reckon with ongoing lack of agency in conversations about us, but i digressss

sometimes bad things happen to you but the manner in which they're inflicted is so indistinguishable from the sorts of cruel and unusual misfortunes that befall a character in a sitcom created for the sole purpose of suffering for other people's entertainment that it's impossible to even begin to get upset about it

i was already having what can only be described as a pretty fucking bad day and my coworkers noticed and were kind enough to offer me the last of the freshly baked limited edition cookies we've recently started selling that i cannot get enough of, and just as i'd finished thanking them sincerely for such a thoughtful and touching gesture of goodwill a customer walked in, pointed at the single cookie in the display case, ordered it and absolutely nothing else, and left

i dont want a "career" i should be someone's loyal and gay dog

In the past year, have you ever felt faint, dizzy, “goofy”, or had difficulty thinking soon after standing up from a sitting or lying position?

When standing up, how frequently do you get these feelings or symptoms? More than rarely?

if so, that is not really supposed to happen. for the record

In the past year, have you ever noticed color changes in your skin, such as red, white, or purple? Are these changes getting better or worse?

In the past 5 years, what changes, if any, have occurred in your general body sweating? Do you sweat more or less than you used to?

Do your eyes or mouth feel excessively dry? Is it getting better or worse?

In the past year, have you felt excessively full or persistently full (bloated feeling) after a meal?

In the past year, have you had bouts of diarrhea or constipation? More than rarely? Is it getting better or worse?

In the past year, without sunglasses or tinted glasses, has bright light bothered your eyes? How severe is this sensitivity to bright light? Is it getting better or worse?

In the past year, have you had trouble focusing your eyes? How severe is the focusing problem? Is it getting better or worse?

because,

if you gpoy these, then you might be seeking some direction.

might I recommend a compass?

and i will continue to make fucking noise about the fact our representation is disappearing rapidly during a key moment in history!!

do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think “oh what the fuck am i going on about” and delete it

"That was beneath me" is such a delightfully funny way to apologise. Like yeah I did something shitty that I regret doing, and I'm ready to admit to both of those points, but you're shitting squirrels if you think I'm going to get off my moral high horse to do that.