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Wren, 24, British, bi/pansexual, non-binary, Hufflepuff, filthy casual, bard, sorcerer,. Avatar nd header is my art. They/them.
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Anonymous asked:

Imagine an elf is given a job to do at a human institution. The humans think elves don’t need bathroom breaks, since they know they can hold it for days, but this elf has been traveling to reach their job, and has already been holding it to the point they are in pain. They ask for a break, but their job is important and time sensitive, so they admit they can still hold it when asked. After a full day of work, the elf tries to reach the bathroom in time, but they were never told where it is.

This has absolutely zero context and I am going feral at the thought of someone typing this out and sending me this but also this is now canon to my d&d setting so thank you anon

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GUYS. GUYS!!!

So I have a friend in the UK, who has requested not to be named because he doesn’t want the attention (fair), who’s active in UK politics. He sort of stumbled accidentally into being a voice in the Labour Party.

I just got this news from him:

And here’s the actual text of the motion:

Guess who at least used to be a member of the Labour Party and is NOT going to be happy about this. But it’s already party policy, so there’s nothing she can do except die mad about it.

Mazel tov to my trans friends in the UK!!! I hope this will help ease what you’re going through.

(As a sidenote: you know how I’m always saying “if you don’t like the current political options, get involved”? My friend is a member of a tiny chapter of a small constituency, nowhere near London. He literally did it because nobody else wanted to and thought he might make some small difference in his local area. HE JUST SET NATIONAL PARTY POLICY. So I repeat: if you don’t like your options, BECOME ONE!!!)

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i feel like people got so weird about age gaps in this very abstract sense that now there's this taboo about being friends with someone who's a few years older or younger than u....like, i have friends in their 70s and i have friends in their early 20s and im always friendly with teenagers & kids too because they all deserve to have adult friends in their lives who they can trust! other people projecting their gross shit onto those friendships is not my problem

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guess what! its good for us to have intergenerational friendships actually! its good for all of us to have healthy, friendly, respectful relationships with people of different ages! it works in all directions!

Gonna be honest with you guys, I never knew how old 90% of you are and I completely forgot the ages for the other 10%. There are people online who helped get me uni accommodation 10 years ago or who I send presents on special occasions or who come to me for advice on important life decisions or who I think about whenever I see a particular bird or hear a particular song and all I know is that you’re old enough to type on a keyboard and young enough to not be dead yet.

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