so what’s everyone’s lock screen
stop worrying about spotify wrapped and start worrying about how to be wrapped in the arms of your beloved. using this post for manifestation purposes 🕯️🙏🏽🕯️🙏🏽🕯️
Everyone in Leverage looks at Sophie with this look of combined awe, fear, and arousal.
reblog and put in the tags the very first line of one of your favorite albums
hello people today i ask: what is your favorite artificial flavor, generally? like if you’re having a new artificially flavored thing and need to pick a standard flavor, what are you going for?
Imagine an elf is given a job to do at a human institution. The humans think elves don’t need bathroom breaks, since they know they can hold it for days, but this elf has been traveling to reach their job, and has already been holding it to the point they are in pain. They ask for a break, but their job is important and time sensitive, so they admit they can still hold it when asked. After a full day of work, the elf tries to reach the bathroom in time, but they were never told where it is.
This has absolutely zero context and I am going feral at the thought of someone typing this out and sending me this but also this is now canon to my d&d setting so thank you anon
REBLOG to fuck a WIZARD
IGNORE for PENIS CURSE
u know whats wild. everyone on here like 20 and when i first joined everyone was like 14 15. u ask anybody n they been here for years. nobody new on here. staff locked the doors n were all Stuck Inside
Tag your current age and how old you were when you joined Tumblr
GUYS. GUYS!!!
So I have a friend in the UK, who has requested not to be named because he doesn’t want the attention (fair), who’s active in UK politics. He sort of stumbled accidentally into being a voice in the Labour Party.
I just got this news from him:
And here’s the actual text of the motion:
Guess who at least used to be a member of the Labour Party and is NOT going to be happy about this. But it’s already party policy, so there’s nothing she can do except die mad about it.
Mazel tov to my trans friends in the UK!!! I hope this will help ease what you’re going through.
(As a sidenote: you know how I’m always saying “if you don’t like the current political options, get involved”? My friend is a member of a tiny chapter of a small constituency, nowhere near London. He literally did it because nobody else wanted to and thought he might make some small difference in his local area. HE JUST SET NATIONAL PARTY POLICY. So I repeat: if you don’t like your options, BECOME ONE!!!)
I took a test on like where you are on the ‘nonverbal intimacy scale’ and the average female score is 102 and male is 93.8 and I got 56 lolololol
here it is if ya want (reblog/reply w/ what you get!!)
reblog to put a weighted blanket on the person u reblog this from
i feel like people got so weird about age gaps in this very abstract sense that now there's this taboo about being friends with someone who's a few years older or younger than u....like, i have friends in their 70s and i have friends in their early 20s and im always friendly with teenagers & kids too because they all deserve to have adult friends in their lives who they can trust! other people projecting their gross shit onto those friendships is not my problem
guess what! its good for us to have intergenerational friendships actually! its good for all of us to have healthy, friendly, respectful relationships with people of different ages! it works in all directions!
Gonna be honest with you guys, I never knew how old 90% of you are and I completely forgot the ages for the other 10%. There are people online who helped get me uni accommodation 10 years ago or who I send presents on special occasions or who come to me for advice on important life decisions or who I think about whenever I see a particular bird or hear a particular song and all I know is that you’re old enough to type on a keyboard and young enough to not be dead yet.
Virtue requires a delicate balance.
This could be a great set of descriptors for tracking social stats in a game.
Woah
A good chart for character development, especially when contrasting how they are vs. how they see themselves.