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if you're under 1 inch in difference choose whatever your heart tells you if you're over 2 inches but under 3 choose 3+

if I forgot another answer I'm going to actually cry I've had a Week

love this site. average scrolling session results in hardcore gay pornography, softcore gay pornography, three vent posts and one of your mutuals liveblogging phineas and ferb

I have a poll I want to do to lead into a discussion of how passing is viewed in a lot of circumstances but first gotta get my data to confirm my theories yknow

added the clarification in the title cause like, if you're comfortable as a nonpassing trans person and choose to present in a way that makes you happy and also Does Not "Pass" as Cis, that still counts as "not passing" in this poll.

People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ

If you kill a non venomous snake that's just silly and cruel and betrays a disgusting worldview of blind hatred and fear of other beings,

and if you kill a venomous snake that's VERY STUPID because trying to kill a venomous snake is the best way to get bitten by a venomous snake.

the last coral snake fatality in florida that I could find was due to the person who died trying to kill it, as a note

specs stop throwing snakes

I WOULD HAVE PREFERRED NOT TO THROW HIM BUT I WAS IN A HURRY

Weirdest day of that copperhead's life

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very disenheartening to see more and more instances of Instagram, twitter, tiktok, tumblr, and carrd being considered ideal resources for learning information about the world.

an example of a good instance of social media being used for information:

Creator A has a service dog for their heart condition! Creator A spends a lot of time online talking about their personal experiences with service dogs, what their dog is trained for, how the process of obtaining service dogs works in their area, day to day life with their dog and condition, etc. Creator A intends their page to be a jumping off point for people to start learning more about service dogs.

Now here's a bad one (not based on any specific creator!):

Creator B also has a service dog for their own heart condition. most of their posts are sweeping generalizations about both dogs and conditions, calling anyone who shows a different experience--including others with these dogs!--liars or wrong. Creator B encourages their audience to see their experience as THE experience, and is quite hostile to the idea that they can be wrong or others are different in their needs and experiences. They may even fake claim.

A REALLY awful example:

Creator C starts posting about how, across the US, there's an increased problem of poorly-trained service dogs biting children.* They insist the process to get a service dog needs to be made stricter, now, and that people disagreeing don't care about children's health. Creator C's sources are Twitter threads, inflammatory headline screenshots, and their own anecdotes. Many of their followers are now attacking people with service dogs online.

[*READING COMP CHECK THIS IS NOT A REAL THING IM MAKING THIS UP]

laid out like this and with this example, it's obvious that creator B and C aren't doing good. B is being too general and self involved, and C is actively lying for their own means. but this happens with a LOT of issues. any time you see something online, think:

- is this creator generalizing their personal experience?

- does this creator have news sources? are they credible sites? what's the political lean? who's the writer?

- does this seem to be stirring up anger, fear, or bias with no actionable solution?

it's important. information is everywhere online, and only a miniscule amount is true.

a final note is that I see this happening a LOT with mental health. this is a pro self dx and pro mental health discussion space, but this is also a STRONGLY pro "googling if any studies have actually been done about ~red narcissist demon eyes~ or if that's just ableist stigma, BEFORE you go telling everyone that red narcissist demon eyes are a thing" space.

 i recommend learning other alphabets if for no other reason than it’s very fun to see people replace latin alphabet letters with complete nonsense for Aesthetic

as julius caesar famously said: “vspph vphdph vphcph”

as brutus said, tase him again

most bisexual man you know just said he's straight, more at 7

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​this is such classic tumblr I'm surprised it has less then 50k notes

as we get closer to the holiday season remember that the holidays are not just about spending time with loved ones. it is also about grocery store employees being legally allowed to kill one customer per day

I’m sick of modern celebrity drama. i want that vintage beef. famous people had plenty of drama that we don’t spend enough time exposing. I’m start starting a rag mag dedicated to digging up buried (literally) grudges. someone spill more tea about how harry houdini & arthur conan doyle went from besties to worsties bc one of them believed in ghosts and the other went around disproving them

uh oh the girls r fighting

arthur conan doyle: my dead son communicated w me from beyond the grave

harry houdini, who went to a medium on doyle’s suggestion and was not impressed: your dead son didn’t say shit x

what’s even funnier about this is that if acd hadn’t pushed the topic, houdini would have probably let it go. instead houdini spitefully attended as many seances as possible to prove his ex-friend wrong. THIS is the tea I’m talking about

#doyle's wife also thought she was a medium and had harry sit in on a reading#she then proceeded to try and channel his mother and used automatic writing to pen a message to harry from his dead mom#two problems with this:#one; the message was in english. houdini's mother had only spoken german.#and two; the message concluded with a drawing of a cross. houdini's mother was jewish.#also doyle was convinced that harry had actual magic powers and was in denial @arodudejude

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each of these images is kinda funny on their own but seeing them all back to back makes me want to kill someone