to indeed be a goddess

me screaming tactical moves at my tv when my club plays

Jose Mourinho + quotes (insp)

how many pl clubs have sacked you jose

mourinho literally called luke shaw stupid and bullied him for bad form when the guy literally almost lost his leg the year before, he blamed pogba & created a false narrative that he the virus in the dressing room - he should’ve just looked in the mirror for the truth tbh & he iced martial out when he didn’t return to pre season because his wife just gave birth and was so ill she couldn’t carry their baby

im sorry for laughing but💀

this is almost as good as the game ngl

GUYS LOOK AT THIS KDHDJDSKDK

Tottenham Hotspur v Manchester United - Premier League | 11.4.21

I watch football for the managers

watching jose mourinho lose isn’t just a hobby, it’s a lifestyle, the true essence of my being, a cultural phenomenon. it’s a reason to wake up every morning and a thing to dream about every night. it’s the oxygen i breathe and everything i have ever wanted in this humble life i live

this is easily the worst thing I’ve ever made

the sheer level of insufferable douchebag energy that radiates from jose mourinho winning the league with tottenham hotspur is enough to end the sport for good

OMFG