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Starrman

@chaosthem / chaosthem.tumblr.com

I'm Elliott(they/he), formerly known as: Wibbly! I'm non binary, bi, polyamorous and demisexual! I love many things like: Photography, cosplay, voice acting, TTRPGs, performing in actual plays and many more things!
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if i ever meet brennan lee mulligan im just gonna hand him a bag of almonds and say nothing else

i keep a small bag of almonds on me at all times for exactly this purpose

if i ever know ahead of time that im going to meet brennan lee mulligan, i will dress up as an almond or bag of almonds and do the same thing

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ayo-edebiri

We live in a dystopia....

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neil-gaiman

If the background actors don't come in for work because they exist virtually then the background costume and background hair and make up and their catering and transport and all the other departments that look after them get cut too. These things have knock on effects...

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we hunt the mighty pasta BEAST

and breadsticks are its BONES

ALFREDO FLOWS inside its veins

its organs are CALZONES

LASAGNA plates its armored hide

and should the hero dare

you'll find the noisome Jaws are strung

with garlic angel hair

The poem is written in common hymn meter (alternating lines of 8 and 6 syllables, usually iambs), so there are many possible tunes you can use to sing it:

  • Amazing Grace
  • Pokemon theme song
  • Gilligan's Island theme
  • House of the Rising Sun
  • O Little Town of Bethlehem
  • Joy to the World

Feel free to add any favorites!

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Avatar: The Last Airbender 1.05 | The King of Omashu

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avatrashh

Wow those moves look like someone who’s childhood best friend was an airbender

…Shit, you’re right. 

That spin he does. That is an airbendery move. 

Literally the exact same move Aang pulls when he gets off his glider (cant find a gif but like… I promise)

This shows attention to detail was unreal.

Even the fall backwards! That looks like the exact kind of thing a fun loving Airbender kid would do while showing off gliders and airbending proficiency.

the best benders in this show tend to be the ones who adapt elements of other bending techniques. Bumi has some airbender-y movements, Zuko and Iroh use some Air and Water movements, even Katara tends to use some earthbender looking moves when bending ice

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me when i meet the person who created webp files

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bogleech

It was google by the way, they thought it would be such a good file type it would replace the need for all other image files, that's why anything they own or partner with tries to force it on us though no art programs can even work with it.

PSA most of the time you can also just add “.jpg” or “.png” to the end of the file name and it WILL save as that format! Let’s end the webp reign of terror 🗣🗣

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pupyjpeg

"ACAB includes-"

COPS. ACAB INCLUDES COPS. ITS ABOUT COPS. Learn to critique systems in another fucking way than just calling everything cops please!

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i had three fic ideas.  wrote one.  i still have three fic ideas.  this is not how math is supposed to work.

can this post please back up it’s too close to home

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alexseanchai

I had five ideas, I wrote two, now I have seven

Listen. They’re called “plot bunnies” for a reason, and it’s not just because they hop around all over your brain demanding attention.

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redsixwing

🎶99 fanfic ideas on my blog

99 fanfic ideas~

Take one down, pass it around

137 fanfic ideas on my blog🎶

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sevdrag

this post walked into my house and kicked in my ribs

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neil-gaiman

For anyone who ever asked me where ideas come from. They creep in and breed when you’re making something else.

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