they really are made for each other

questions at film festival director Q&As are like

and then if it's a "foreign film" you get all of those and also:

i love when you can feel the disdain dripping off of a wikipedia article

the real challenge of adulthood that no one tells you about in advance is how many goddamn pieces of paper you have to keep up with that are never important until they are suddenly VERY important

Got off a video call with my grandma. Asked her what sort of American foods she was enjoying (my dad flew her in from Korea and she's staying with him in Phoenix rn). She said most of the food isn't too impressive but she's addicted to a specific candy, and when she held up a bag of Werther's Originals I started howling

Meine Mutter meinte am Sonntag, sie hat zwar in ihrem Leben noch nie CDU gewählt, aber diesmal sieht sie keinen anderen Ausweg, die Nazis zu verhindern. Die Linke wäre ihr zwar lieber, die Grünen erst recht, aber nicht mal bei der SPD sieht sie Chancen. Das einzige das sie von dieser Verzweiflungstat noch abhalten kann, wäre ein SPD Hoch in den Umfragen vor der Wahl, damit sie sichergehen kann dass ihre Kinder (2/3 von uns sind trans*) ihre Rechte behalten und eine GroKo zustande kommt. Dass höchstwahrscheinlich die CDU Platz 1 und die AfD Platz 2 sein wird ist uns, denke ich, allen klar. Jetzt gilt, fürchte ich Schadebsbegrenzung. Anyway:

Bitte rebloggen für sample size und damit ich meine Mutter überzeugen kann, SPD zu wählen (Sätze die ich nie gedacht hätte, dass ich sie sage)

dear international followers, we (germans) need some outside opinion to solve our domestic disputes.

Without context, look at these 3 guys and tell me who you think is the coolest.

1:

2:

3:

guys oh my god they invented a thing called friends. and they love you and want to talk to you and be around you. has anyone heard of this

transphobes are still unwelcome here btw

fuck off

shout out to all the trans women, trans men, enbies, intersex people, and all queer people following me, youre all awesome and i appreciate every single one of you

trombones are welcome

for now.....

ok actually the trombones can stay, youve convinced me

bwaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh !!!

'i should draw' 'i should paint' 'i should write fic' 'i should read' 'i should embroider' 'i shou-

*stares at a wall for 8 hours*

Awful terrible bugses bits us... it itches us so badly...... it would feel so goooood to SCRATCH ITS... NO WE MUSTENT. Ouuughhh

'is he stupid' is one of the funniest things to add at the end of a sentence it's right up there with 'many such cases' and 'because of woke'

she touch my yippee till i yay

May I say: most pathetic attempt at damage control ever