This Lil’ Lizard

@schmuddel

I hardly ever post adult content but eh... Just in case:

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I sure do love living by myself

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(from the “Dodge a Bullet” episode of Mythbusters)

*wind rustles*

*bullet fires, replays, funky music starts jammin*

Jamie: “I…dodged it!”

Adam: “ᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᴼᴼᴼᴼOOOOOᴼᴼᴼᴼᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ”

*funk maxes*

why is the bad girl in high school movies always the popular preppy cheerleader why cant we have a movie where the villain is the nerdy girl who thinks shes superior to everyone else because she watches doctor who and drinks tea and is “not like other girls”

because the second type is the one making the movies

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can i order ass at mcdonalds

ass machine broke

(source)

on the plus side we’ll always have jenna marbles

my cat spilled a whole fucking pot of glitter what the f-

Two households, both alike in dignity, In fair Verona, where we lay our scene, From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.

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