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in the absence of light shadows thrive

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35/f/nyc black, bisexual, mother, progressive, atheist, gamer
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Lovely To Be Rained On With You

Summary: 3K. Reader and Joel rush to find shelter from the storm

Warnings: 18+ MDNI, post-outbreak, oral f!receiving, unprotected PIV, creampie

A/N: okay I have spent so much time on here reading other Joel fics and enjoying myself so I kinda wanted to give back. but first of all I need to get three things off my chest. one, it's been a long time since I've written anything. two, this is my first writing The Last of Us. three, and probably most important as I beg for kindness, it's my first time writing smut. this has been sitting in my docs for too long so Imma just press post and walk away. enjoy! AO3

The weather was changing rapidly. Not long ago it had only been partly cloudy, but now, for as far as the eye could see, the sky was one massive, threatening cloud. The leaves danced on their branches as the gusting wind flowed through them; their rustling a constant melody accompanied by the quickening beat of two pairs of boots.

Tightening the grip on your rifle, you look up at the darkening sky. The weapon could protect you from a lot, but not from this. It had been four days since you left camp and it was still another day’s walk until you returned. 

There was no outrunning this storm.

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welp I’ll probably never watch another boxing match ever again in my life but that ladies match was lit. if anything I’m happy for that fight

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bro I can watch that video of the NZ parliament doing the haka over and over again

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you know what plot device I miss?

someone accidentally hearing something they shouldn’t when the answering machine picks up a call

or someone deleting important information off the answering machine

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Overwatch Classic has shown all the good Overwatch has made as it has aged (Bastion and Volskaya truly were broken af) but it has also proven that the nostalgia wasn't all rose colored like the original theme music is so bright and cheery and it gets you so pumped

and it's those little details that are lost in Overwatch 2 like its character has slowly leeched away in favor of $40 (yes four-zero doll hairs) cosmetic weapons. I don't want to pay for another reskin I want fucking end cards back and I want that goddamn endorphin hit when I'm voted legendary I want to be social not transactional

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it's wild how bold people are with their wet, open mouthed coughs like I own nail polish that's older than the pandemic it wasn't that long ago

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I was absolutely jammin to whatever they were playing at the eyebrow threading place so I asked this like 70 year old Hindi woman to type the name into Spotify for me and she starts translating the song for me 😭

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i love this team so much. this dude ballerina twirled around the first defender who came at him and then hurdled backwards over the next one, an entire grown ass man, like it was nothing. like he's in a goddamn sports anime. unbelievable

can you imagine the kind of bonkers athleticism you have to display to get an entire sideline of professional athletes to react like this

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it’s my toddler throwing up in my bed, looking me in my eye, and saying “a mess”

then after, I’m picking up chunks of stomach content off my mattress she says “I better”

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time to clean out my social media follows. I don’t usually unfollow people for their political leanings but I just can’t this time around. sign me up for the echo chamber

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me, every two weeks knowing damn well both ends of my cycle make me nauseous: why am I nauseous?

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