Chaotic Stupid

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twink grantaires scare me like put some meat on that boy!!

very funny that the solution to shatner and nimoys feuding and ego problems behind the scenes was send them to the yaoi mines until they worked it out and this was suggested by acclaimed science fiction writer isaac asimov they will stop fighting over lines and spotlight if you always place the characters together and make their relationship central to the show one cannot think of spock without kirk and kirk without spock and next domino falls slash fiction is invented..

i want you to know i do not lie.. and then they heeded his words and sent them to the yaoi mines for the season 2 premiere

ISAAC ASIMOV: Why not make Kirk and Spock a closer working team? THEODORE STURGEON, SCRIBBLING NOTES: Kirk... will... throw... his career ... away for Spock, yes, got it.

ISAAC ASIMOV: Well, I -- sure. Just have them face threats together! THEODORE STURGEON, NODDING VIGOROUSLY: Threats like 'Spock needs sex to live' a threat that can only be resolved by rolling and writhing in the hot, hot sand, with Kirk ISAAC ASIMOV: Uh, I was thinking more like 'they save each other's lives' THEODORE STURGEON, TYPING FURIOUSLY: So you know the potion that Juliet takes to seem dead so she can be with Romeo what if that but it's Kirk and there's a happy ending. But first, Spock thinks Kirk is dead and just like Romeo is like 'I will soon also be dead'. Do you think that establishes enough that they are close ISAAC ASIMOV: ... ISAAC ASIMOV: *quietly leaves to go and harass some women* THEODORE STURGEON: You're right, it's missing something. THEODORE STURGEON: *gasps* An improvised titty window!

obsessed w him

I refuse to read the Imperial Radch books in paper/ebook form because I refuse to learn how Annander Miette Knee High is spelled

I will never let anyone forget about this

can you come collect your freak of a man please. He’s doing things

everyone else out. No one else tag this post. this is the only one.

i need to press that man like a flower. get in the book boy

So my latest obsession is apparently the official twitter for the US Consumer Product Safety Commission, which is about half recall announcements for various shitty amazon products and half…..memes? pseudo-memes?? works of surrealist art??? what do i even call these

Whoever made these is either a random middle-aged government worker who’s spent enough time with Young Internet People to be at least 60% sure what a meme is or a Gen Z artistic genius and i can’t decide which

Stalin's USSR = most woke nation to ever exist. You heard it here first, folks.

Imagine, for a moment, trying to figure out what the fuck is being measured on a scale where the USSR is a 10 and Portland, Oregon is an 8 without the excruciating knowledge of the hyperspecific neuroses of fascists over the past decade

Karl Ruprecht Kroenen

OMG MY NEW SHOES CAME :3 ignore my ugly house arrest ankle bracelet. haha

fuck everything else this is the real post of the decade

Concepts like sex magic and fertility deities in fantasy are actually really interesting to me as a person with a lot of interest in anthropology and mythology like Yes I am curious about the weird sex that elves have but its pretty much exclusively explored by authors who are Weird Horny Dudes and forget about putting that stuff into a d&d campaign

Oh we’re talking about sex in fantasy settings are we?

Oh, famed fantasy author Ed Greenwood! So good to see you, we're having our panel down here in my wine cellar,

WAIT I HAVEN’T FINISHED TELLING YOU HOW THE DROW MATRIARCHS DISCIPLINE THEIR UNRULY MALE CONSORTS

This is funny and I don't even know who that is

English added by me :)