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ugly old man rescue & sanctuary

@changretta / changretta.tumblr.com

Software Dev. Sides follow from here.
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Hello, my name is Harlan but you can call me Hal. Every day I am tortured by visions of old men and desires to uninstall league of legends. I work in software, I like to talk to people on discord, and I have a lot of pets.

My star trek blog is @weyounsix and you can dm me for my other sides.

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My boss said "disgusting name and disgusting horse" 💀 "they should have been eliminated at the beginning"

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dollelujah

I love how Smithers is a mostly OOB collector. He's got some in box but either he's fine with collecting vintage Malibu Stacy OOB and restoring them or as is from other collectors. I could listen to him ramble on about how he organizes his display for hours

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sesamie

eating pastries is so humiliating cause you'll be having the time of your life having it and then when you're finished you look down and you're covered in flakes and sugardust like fuuuck now everyone is going to know i'm a messy pastry whore

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you ever get just one sentence into something and already know it's written by some kind of idiot psycho?

Tomorrow Girl #3 (2023)

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ennissg

I got some emmrich art cooking in my head, as soon as I'm done with work, I'm going nuts with it For now this shall suffice

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lokaror

They have something like 20 alive greys at area 51 and they have already gotten all they can from from them so they just make the the poor lil fellas fight. Im talking bare knuckle weak little noodle arms slamming into those huge noggins. Really sick and twisted stuff.

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orcboxer

Haha fuck yeah mixed martian arts

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brainscrewz

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

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bloodbending

super mario sunshine

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