cringe is dead
*throws my chick hicks x rose quartz moodboard at you*
could every single white/nonblack pixar cars fan shut up forever about chick hicks' catchphrase. god.
just posting some completely canon screenshots of chick hicks ^^
did any other chick hicks fans fucking hate him at first before the Obsession took over?
what should chick have on his baking tray 🤔 genuine question btw, reply with what you think
they shouldve named the car version of lewis hamilton like. lewis b. hamilton or something cuz now idk if a cars fan is talking about the character or the actual real-life lewis hamilton 😭😭
god i cant be normal about chick hicks i post something about him eating a burger or some shit and i have to stop myself from sharing hc lore like "he actually doesnt know how to cook so he depends a lot on pre-packaged foods and restaurants. and he doesnt know how to cook because his dad hates him"
look i love dilfy chick hicks and i absolutely understand if you hc him to be a middle-aged man during cars 1
but the reason why i hc him to be 35 during that time is because a lot of the tragedy with my chick is how he "sped" through his life
he was barely able to enjoy his childhood, he was forced to be fully independent by the time he was a teenager, and the moment he became eligible for the piston cup circuit he dedicated his entire life to it, to the point where it became the only "stable" part of his identity
and now he clings onto the past as a way to make up for all the years of his life that he "wasted", where he was alive but wasnt able to *live*
also he has a lot of really weird views and feelings about aging so he feels like his life is already over, when babe it is not. its not over until youre dead
just gonna be talking about jude, my masc/au/"gender swap" version of chick hicks
- yes her name is jude since it rhymes with "dude" and "rude". her full name is still a wip though since i havent thought of a name that matches the meaning of "chick hicks"
- shes basically the same as canon! chick but shes a bit more "refined" and "ladylike" because of gender roles pushed on her....
- she loves whipping out "god forbid a woman do anything" when someone calls her out for cheating and the crashes shes caused
- she also heavily struggles with internalized homophobia and she rationalizes it with stuff like "we're GIRLS we're just joking around its FINE its a FRIENDLY GIRL thing"
- also mia & tia are replaced by two frat bros in this au. i think it would be really funny if they were ned & zed 😭😭
anyways jude [last name pending] i love you and i promise i'll post your design on here soon
im so starving for chick hicks content that im literally digging through posts from 2017-2020 just to find things ive never seen before.... someone save me 😭😭
sometimessss your entire life revolves around a piece of shit racecar whos actually the most complex doomed character of all time.....
rip chick hicks you would've LOVED heather duke from heathers 🙏🙏 (i have never watched heathers)
thinking about the fact that canonically, chick says "kachicka" when he sneezes
would anyone here like to listen to me ramble about my chick hicks fanfic/fancomic thingy in DMs?
a bit dark but if any writers here need a car-specific suicide method:
ingesting sodium silicate
according to wikipedia, if a car runs its engine on half a gallon of sodium silicate instead of oil, the car's engine gets damaged catastrophically within a few minutes
im not smart about cars so idk if that could actually "kill" a car but its an interesting thing to think about
many things to think about
- is chick an apple user or an android user
- does chick order those fun colorful drinks at a bar or does he think theyre too "girly"
- has chick gotten divorced before or has he never been married (because no one wants him </3)
Lightning McQueen: Oh yeah, my buddy Mater is a backwards driver.
Chick Hicks: ...He's gay?