IDK MAN

aww so cutes

vera oberlin from monster prom

hard to believe there are actually people out there who think that big noses are ugly and unattractive … like what the fuck is wrong with you ?

I need you specifically to kill yourself. choose a slow and painful method also

BIG NOSE WOMEN SUPREMACY 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

literally how can anyone not find these women the hottest people ALIVE

FUCK

Whenever we've seen big school building conversions they've been very awkward, DIY, often ugly, so when I read that this 1923 school was turned into a mansion in Nevada, Iowa, I had to see it. OMG, it is a mansion! 4bds, 5.5ba, $1.750M. You have to see this one.

Oh to have he money to do some shit like this....

LOUDER

I think the mentality of "why bother doing something if you're not good at it?" feeds directly into "if you're good at it why aren't you monetizing it?". At its core I really think its about commodifying every last shred of labor and experience.

THIS

Adding that this is literally a huge reason we don’t leave unsolicited criticism on things like fanworks- fanfiction, fanart, fan crafts etc. Because there’s a LOT of people out there who are just doing this for the fun of it. They’re doing it for the same reason people go on walks- to feel good. And receiving crit they didn’t ask for doesn’t feel good.

[ID. Video of a woman recording an opera performance when her cat, fluffy and with bulging eyes, hops into frame. She stops singing and tries to push the cat slightly out of the way, but on her next cue the cat starts meowing before she can sing. The woman starts laughing as the cat continues meowing to the music, as though it was singing as well. End ID.]

More evidence that cats bond with us by mirroring us.

I’ve read accounts here on the Tumblr of a trans man whose cat lowered the pitch of their meow, after he started taking T. So I suspect this woman sings a lot around the house, and her cat is like: “That’s just how we do things in this clowder.”

Well if this won’t brighten your day I don’t know what will.

Cat be like, ‘Oh, we’re singing now, mum? OK!’

season one of the 100 is genuinely so good

Apparently we have 12 options now so loona poll

FUCK THIS.

I LOVE FROGS SO FUCKING MUCH

ALL THE ANIMALS ARE GREAT AND U CAN SUCK MY WHOLE ASS

Aziraphale + licenses/lessons

nothing will ever be funnier to me than the 30-50 feral hogs joke phase, I think about it at least once a week

Happy 30-50 feral hogs day

top 10 shane madej communist moments feel free to add on

don’t forget this killer tune from their new show

More golden moments:

Plus, a message from The Professor:

Someone add screenshots from when he spent a whole episode dunking on the British royals and calling for the abolition of the monarchy

no idea who this is. just reblogging because someone telling mike pence to "eat shit fuckface" is hilarious to me.

update from mystery files

the biggest plot hole in the eurovision film is that it’s set in edinburgh, and for that to have happened the uk must have won the year before, which is, how shall i put it, fucking impossible

You get around this by pretending it takes place in a world were Scotland went independent and their very first act as sovereign nation was to enter Eurovision and win.

Fun Fact, thats, more or less, something that wealthy people in China and Japan did, they were called “musical floorboards.” Designed to squeak when stood upon. A person could make noise all the way down a corridor.

The residents and servants knew which floorboards made a sound and avoided them. But a burglar, or assassin didn’t. If you heard the creaking of floorboards, you knew danger was coming.

Even better, despite what movies may show, a lot of the old west was founded by Chinese immigrants, so there could have been carpenters around who knew how to make the musical floorboards!

They were also called Nightingale Floors, and looking up to make sure I had the right term, I found they were super clever! They were more than just ill-fit boards or whatever makes floors creak normally, they actually used little metal bars under the boards placed into small holes in the boards to cause the creak.

The best things on the internet are when someone makes a joke and then Miss Frizzle rolls up for an educational adventure.