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i have a rule where if I see a tumblr post with either 69 or 420 notes….i leave the fucker alone to keep the numbers right. (even if it’s a funny post!! u are not immune to the Numbers)
additionally, if you have a post with 68 or 419 notes that I would normally scroll past, I drop you a reblog and a “nice” in the tags
Dippin Dots? Nope! This is just the most candy looking Grape Agate i have ever seen! Excellent druzy, multi colored and minimal damage.
Photo Natalis Gems
I understand that most of your calls can be resolved by telling the dumbass on the other end to plug it in properly, or maybe turn something off and back on again. But I, an advanced dumbass, have already tried that and I'm afraid it's worse than either of us thought going into this.
something i miss about being 14ish was that being on my ipod touch or ds late at night felt taboo and transgressive. i was hiding it from my parents and Breaking The Rules. now im just acutely aware of how im ruining my sleep cycle.
I made a little guy
also whipped this up super fast for my friend hannah!
Where can I find a cryptid like that??
HOBBES vs. TIGGER cage match TO THE DEATH say goodbye to your childhood because ONE! WILL!! DIE!!!!
Picturing two tiger plushies just kind of sitting there facing each other in Thunderdome
i am picturing it
Hobbes and Tigger would find some aspect of tigerhood to bond over, but Calvin would put Christopher Robin in the ground.
transmasc riza pinup who probably only posed because roy wanted to see it
transmasc riza sketches ^__^ i think a lot about riza being scared about coming out and changing his relationship with roy while roy is just so happy riza wants something for himself. and also roy learning chest binding safety because his captain is stubborn
dont tag as gndrbnd thankyu
transmasc rizas from twitter
This is real and I don't have much time left. You must listen carefully if you don't want to meet my name fate.
My name is Josh and all of this started when I was at a yard sale looking for retro video game.s I was so excited when I found a real, working cartridge of my favorite N64 game, Gotta Eat Paste!, which is no longer sold in America after the liberals won. I asked the woman how much it would be, and she said it was free.
"all you have to do is take this framed photo with you," she said, looking creepily at me with her photo-realistic eyes.
It was weird but I really wanted the cartridge so I took it without looking at what it was and just went home. But when I put in the cartridge and started what looked like a perfectly normal game of Gotta Eat Paste!, something happened.
I played the game. It was really fun and cool. I ate so much paste. Classic game, really holds up. I wish the developer didn't bomb that embassy.
Anyways before I went to bed I decided to look at the framed.photo. it was a weird monster but I figured maybe it was ai-generated or whatever. At the bottom someone scratched a message into the film.
THE GOOBUS IS COMING FOR YOU IF YOU SEE THIS, it said. YOURE GONNA GET GOOBED INTO BONES SORRY.
I thought that was weird but maybe it was Gen Alpha skibedy slang. But then scary things started happening. The podcast I listen to while I go to sleep started having a new conversation, even though it was an old episode I'd heard before. They were talking about The Goobus!
They said how the Goobus is really scary and dangerous, like at least two The Devils. He shows up to anyone who sees his face, even in picture, and he goobs your bones out - which hurts and sucks. They were about to say how to keep him from Goobing, but before they could my Zune got a Blue Screen of Death! But it was RED like BLOOD.
What they didn't say though is that the Goobing gets to your brain and makes you want to get OTHER people goobed. And I feel it happening. I'm fighting it off the best I can, but it sucks. I have to show you the Goobus, he demands it like Slenderman. But I must fight it off and keep other innocent people from having a shit time and then dying. The best I could do is hide the image in THIS VERY POST in a way NO ONE will find and be REAL CURSED by..
don't go looking for it that's dumb.
They have something like 20 alive greys at area 51 and they have already gotten all they can from from them so they just make the the poor lil fellas fight. Im talking bare knuckle weak little noodle arms slamming into those huge noggins. Really sick and twisted stuff.
Haha fuck yeah mixed martian arts
To test tumblr’s reading comprehension…
you can do ANYTHING to this post, reblog, add polls, start a fuckin roleplay in the notes, like it, I don’t give a shit.
you can’t add tags
The legend of King Arthur predates thinking
This “hanging out” you mentioned is intriguing. Have my people call your people
kids arranging a playdate
