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send all mutants to the moon for ever

@ceruleanvulpine / ceruleanvulpine.tumblr.com

b, she/they, 27
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captorations

i wrote a short taz/homestuck crossover back in 2018, just the IPRE crew running into Earth C, and obviously it’s not up to my current standards but i’m still not sure i’ll ever write a joke funnier than this one

right at the beginning:

and then, lup meeting terezi:

and finally, right at the end, having had a whole year to investigate:

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nentuaby

Ok, I Don't Even Go Here re: Homestuck, but this is a QUALITY crossover joke.

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fallow-grove

yknow what would be a fucked up phone feature

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ahno-nimus

No, I don't. Please, proceed.

if whenever you plugged it in you had to manually enable charging mode and there was no built in way to automate it

That would be fucked up.

yknow what would be more fucked up

Football field full of viruses.

Abraham Lincoln teeth sculpture.

Really big vampire.

Inside-out Sweden.

if they added automatic charging mode but paywalled it

Yeah that's pretty fucked up.

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pastacrylic

Weakling. You will not survive the winter.

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happy late 13th BIRTHDAY to the TRAGEDY of SPECIALEST BOY ever 

little bit of pieta, little bit of the last supper, little bit of 90s nostalgia -- two months late with starbux but it’s DONE. been working on this here&there since 4/13 cause i really didn’t want my piece for homestuck’s historic 13th birthday to go die a slow death in my WIPs folder. (process video for this coming soon in my patreon).

whenever i feel too old to like homestuck i remember the children are 26 now and wouldn’t understand tiktok either. 90′s kids supremacy babey!!!!!! 

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the homestuck made this world fanart account is reblogging mulattafury/crowry/angerliz.. i love the podcast but it’s getting close to my own era of the fandom and i’m like (stares into headlights)

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i’ve gotten to the part of my strata of historical tumblr likes directly after the homestuck epilogues and now i’m intensely remembering reading all the epilogues in like 24 hours and (largely unrelatedly) getting so overstimulated i started crying in a botanical garden. anyway, i still think they’re doing something fascinating and cool even though i understand why people hate them

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