okie dokie

male loneliness leads to evil but female loneliness leads to rpf

Normalize toys during sex. Roll that hot wheels over them titties. Skurt.🏎

Car dependency is so deeply engrained in the United States that we don’t dare to imagine rolling a z-scale Amtrak ALC-42 over them titties. Choo. 🚊

New zine that's free for anyone to print and distribute! Read the whole thing at newlevant.com/COVIDzine or in the rest of this post.

UPDATE 4/11/2023:

I swapped out the colloidal silver nasal spray info for xylitol nasal spray info. I originally included colloidal silver spray because of the linked study and recommendation from RTHM, but I don't want to be pointing people toward something with notable health risks. Xylitol spray (Xlear) is also cheaper and more widely available!

This is such a concise and informative resource! PLEASE boost this and keep each other safe! The pandemic is NOT OVER.

unconditional full support for every person on Earth and throughout history that saw a Christian missionary and immediately killed them

Child in public *yells or cries*

Me: that’s okay. that is just a little guy who doesn’t know anything. :)

Child’s adult: *starts yelling at them*

Me: actually im about to become the joker

animals are quite funny.. you show them a Thing and theyre like "ok i will Sniff this"..

"strap cant get someone pregnant" clearly your will doesn't match your conviction. persevere

ok i’m done being crazy lol

no i’m not

can we please for the love of god waste our short and meaningless lives together

eating babka is like exploring a beautiful building

cardamom, cinnamon, saffron, nutmeg, clove, star anise, black pepper, allspice, cumin, fennel, turmeric, coriander, bay leaf, sumac, juniper, fenugreek, ginger, mace, mustard seed, thyme, rosemary, marjoram, lavender, oregano, basil, tarragon, sage, chervil, dill, parsley, mint

local reports saying dog that found pie in bush feeling “vindicated”, bystanders report him acting “smug” and “frankly, annoying”

does anyone know how to stop the body from keeping score? i have shit to do

Dem collapse among Arab voters is precisely what the party has incessantly made clear it deserves this year

So they voted for Trump instead?

Some did, but more commonly they simply didn’t vote or voted for an anti-genocide protest candidate such as Jill Stein or Cornel West

Well, that worked out great.

Yeah sorry I’m not gonna let you scold and shame people who were repeatedly told directly by the Democratic Party that they were dirt under their heel all year and that their support was not being sought. As I said, you reap what you sow. The Democratic Party is not entitled to votes.

The way that dems insulted Arabs at literally every opportunity they could get and yet we are still being blamed for the decisions THEY made to alienate us like sorry if bill Clinton didn't endear us with his "you ayrabs need to stop whining and let us kill you already" speech right before the election.

gay week on doctor odyssey tonight.

Sorry I’ve been posting so much about the election it’s just that I live here and I give a shit

The 8th anniversary of this post was yesterday and I just want to say that it’s an honor to give a shit with all of you. They can’t kill us until they kill us so don’t do it for them.