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C., a tumblr lurker from way back who is now discovering the horrific backend of tumblr's interface, I have the web skills of an 80 year old; mostly The Untamed/CQL, Legend of Fei, Leverage and The Old Guard;  https://archiveofourown.org/users/Cendiar/works
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Title: wait for summertime

Rating: General Audiences

Word Count: 12k

Pairings: Xie Yun/Zhou Feiu

Roadtrip AU! Friends to lovers, summer vibes, peak tenderness.

It had rained the night before, a summer storm that rose throughout the afternoon and left Xie Yun soaked and shivering when he knocked on Zhou Fei's door, but the morning of their departure is glittering and bright.
"Should I turn on the radio?" Xie Yun asks when they turn out of the cul-de-sac.
"Play our station," she replies.
The moment of static resolves into a guitar track that strums commentary to the soft growl of the engine. Zhou Fei takes them onto the double yellow line road that runs to the shopping center, then onto the thoroughfare that connects them to the next town, and finally merges onto the highway. The steaming asphalt stretches out before them.
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mumblesplash

Explain yourself.

some people might not have seen all of them yet

i am SO glad people are explaining their choices because one of my favorite parts of what’s going on here is the huge variety of reasons and lines of thinking people are using all to arrive at the exact same answer

at this point so many of you have independently described similar personality traits for all the tetriminos that i almost feel like i could draw them as people

they are reading the comments

some wild shit going on in the notes that’s hard to pick up on if you’re not getting notifications every time someone says anything:

  • for some reason both people who prefer S AND people who prefer Z say they think Z would be kind of mean
  • people who Don’t pick the T overwhelmingly assume people who do chose it because it looks like a dick, actual given reasons for picking T lean more toward gameplay versatility, sex toy safety (i.e. they ALL look like dicks but T has a flared base), and personality
  • there’s a fairly even split on use of gendered pronouns for I, O, T, and Z, but people tend to use she/her for L, J, and especially S
  • there have been multiple unconnected instances of the phrase ‘triple t spin in the pussy’. this doesn’t really matter it just feels worth mentioning
  • by and large S and Z fuckers are MUCH more passionate about their choices than L and J fuckers
  • there’s been a tumblr-typical handful of ‘submissive and breedable’ comments, but as far as i’ve seen only the T piece has people explicitly and directly saying they want to get it pregnant. no idea what caused this. the art seems to have made it worse
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aphony-cree

A tip to make this a good experience for your kids: do it before they write their letters to Santa and teach them that part of cleaning out the closet is thinking about which toys they don't play with anymore and what kind of toys they still enjoy. It can help them figure out what they really want for Christmas instead of getting sucked in by glitzy ads. It also helps you learn how the child's tastes have grown because you can't always rely solely on their Christmas list

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rainbowsky

Young actor Wang Yibo attended the 37th China Film Golden Rooster Award nominee recognition ceremony in a dark suit. Seeking truth and seeing the world of light and shadow, absorbing nutrients from the fertile soil of images, creating sincerely and keeping pace with the times, witnessing the inheritance and innovation of Chinese films.

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tzikeh

Please be aware this also exists in PowerPoint (turn it off the same way), and I wouldn't be surprised if it exists in all Microsoft products - so be safe and check your privacy settings in all MS products.

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One of the stranger things about training brand new nurses is explaining how to min max small talk. It feels very weird to coach people on how to chat.

if I make and post an insanely detailed powerpoint on the twenty different equations I run mentally during casual conversation to make it flow better, everyone has to say that it's sexy and cool and not weird at all

remember, everyone promised to be cool! also disclaimer disclaimer disclaimer assume I said all the things you'd say to be like "i know human interaction is complicated, i know some of what i listed here would be very annoying to some people," and all that

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katenepveu

This is so amazing that, through the miracle of Google Lens (and, okay, a fair amount of boggling at the limitations of Tumblr's lack of support for basic HTML), I present:

An accessible text-only version of the slides, with image descriptions!

(edit: Tumblr has decided to eat the indents on the bulleted lists! I have added → to indicate that certain bullets are meant to be indented from others! WTF Tumblr!?!?! I'm very sorry to screen reader users who now may have to listen to multiple "right arrow right arrow" in some spots (and if there's something better I can do, please let me know). However since the formatting was fucked anyway I've added a readmore, at least.)

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rimonoroni

three person poly relationship made up of two people who are already dating trying to coax someone with horrific self worth issues into a loving relationship. stray cat style

they’re all laying together in bed and the couple are both thinking to themselves like good, he stayed the night to cuddle and talk when we offered, he should know that we genuinely care for him and want this to be more then a handful of one night stands. and the stray cat guy is like wow this sure is nice i think i’m falling in love with them. it’s really too bad that they don’t actually give a fuck and hate me and probably want to kill me with hammers for no reason

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