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I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

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daovihi

reblog if you are an ad hating commie

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We need the obnoxious atheists back. I know they engineered their own destruction by being annoying and pretentious, but it has become apparent how essential to the ecosystem they were. The religious fanatics have become too bold without their natural predators. Jesus wojaks would have been torn to shreds in 2011.

One issue is that many of the obnoxious atheists are also deeply racist. They might find too much common ground with the religious fanatics.

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cellardoor28

Jeez, just tag Ricky Gervais why don't you

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cleolinda

Satirical news publication The Onion has bought Infowars, the media organisation headed by right-wing conspiracy theorist Alex Jones, for an undisclosed price at a court-ordered auction.
The Onion said that the bid was secured with the backing of families of victims of the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting, who won a $1.5bn (£1.18bn) defamation lawsuit against Jones for spreading false rumours about the massacre.
[…] The Onion plans to rebuild the website and feature well-known internet humour writers and content creators.
“We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website,” said Ben Collins, a former NBC News journalist who is chief executive of The Onion’s parent company, in a statement.
The website also posted a jokey article, saying that Infowars “has shown an unswerving commitment to manufacturing anger and radicalizing the most vulnerable members of society".

[…] No price would be too high for such a cornucopia of malleable assets and minds. And yet, in a stroke of good fortune, a formidable special interest group has outwitted the hapless owner of InfoWars (a forgettable man with an already-forgotten name) and forced him to sell it at a steep bargain: less than one trillion dollars.
Make no mistake: This is a coup for our company and a well-deserved victory for multinational elites the world over.
What’s next for InfoWars remains a live issue. The excess funds initially allocated for the purchase will be reinvested into our philanthropic efforts that include business school scholarships for promising cult leaders, a charity that donates elections to at-risk third world dictators, and a new pro bono program pairing orphans with stable factory jobs at no cost to the factories.
As for the vitamins and supplements, we are halting their sale immediately. Utilitarian logic dictates that if we can extend even one CEO’s life by 10 minutes, diluting these miracle elixirs for public consumption is an unethical waste. Instead, we plan to collect the entire stock of the InfoWars warehouses into a large vat and boil the contents down into a single candy bar–sized omnivitamin that one executive (I will not name names) may eat in order to increase his power and perhaps become immortal.
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HOLY COW!

British Pathé was once a dominant feature of the British cinema experience, renowned for first-class reporting and an informative yet uniquely entertaining style. It is now considered to be the finest newsreel archive in existence. Spanning the years from 1896 to 1976, the collection includes footage — not only from Britain, but from around the globe — of major events, famous faces, fashion trends, travel, sport and culture. The archive is particularly strong in its coverage of the First and Second World Wars.

This is an extraordinary resource. (making a note to go hunting for some things...)

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if you'd like to watch something but everything feels too much, here is a 24/7 puppy livestream provided by the finnish national broadcaster. the bordercollie puppies are now 11 days old. the livestream will continue for eight weeks in total. this is an annual event and super popular in finland but you can watch it from abroad as well! the puppies will get names on sunday this week.

The puppies have names now! ☺️ They are Tuike (twinkle), Säde (beam), Välke (sparkle), Kipinä (spark), Salama (lightning bolt), Rusko (glow at twilight and dawn), Hämy (twilight), Pilke (glint), Kulo (burning dry grass) and Tähti (star) ☺️

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I can’t believe one of the plot points in Hannibal was that he couldn’t get Will pregnant so he baby trapped him with a teenager? I feel like he could have asked him to dinner before he tried all that.

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The Robot Uprising Began in 1979

On January 25, 1979, Robert Williams became the first person (on record at least) to be killed by a robot, but it was far from the last fatality at the hands of a robotic system.

Williams was a 25-year-old employee at the Ford Motor Company casting plant in Flat Rock, Michigan. On that infamous day, he was working with a parts-retrieval system that moved castings and other materials from one part of the factory to another. 

The robot identified the employee as in its way and, thus, a threat to its mission, and calculated that the most efficient way to eliminate the threat was to remove the worker with extreme prejudice.

"Using its very powerful hydraulic arm, the robot smashed the surprised worker into the operating machine, killing him instantly, after which it resumed its duties without further interference."

A news report about the legal battle suggests the killer robot continued working while Williams lay dead for 30 minutes until fellow workers realized what had happened. 

Many more deaths of this ilk have continued to pile up. A 2023 study identified that robots have killed at least 41 people in the USA between 1992 and 2017, with almost half of the fatalities in the Midwest, a region bursting with heavy industry and manufacturing.

For now, the companies that own these murderbots are held responsible for their actions. However, as AI grows increasingly ubiquitous and potentially uncontrollable, how might robot murders become ever-more complicated, and whom will we hold responsible as their decision-making becomes more self-driven and opaque?

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Okay, I've worked in industrial robotics for about a decade - a huge portion of that time being working with safety systems - and this story just did not look true to me, so I looked into it.

"The robot identified the employee as in its way and, thus, a threat to its mission, and calculated that the most efficient way to eliminate the threat was to remove the worker with extreme prejudice."?

Come off it.

Robert Williams was working with the parts retrieval system, yes. The system was 5-storey shelving, where a robot mounted on a cart would move in and retrieve the parts and take them off to other stations. The robot+cart weighed at least one ton.

The system was either giving wrong results about the inventory level in the shelves, or wasn't picking anywhere near fast enough (reports are unclear) so:

Robert Williams was asked to climb up to get them himself. While he was doing this extremely unsafe activity (of CLIMBING THE SHELVES WHERE THE INDUSTRIAL MACHINERY WAS WORKING), the system was not switched off. Jesus Fucking Christ.

While he was up there, the robot, which to reiterate, was still switched on, was continuing its work without any input that a worker was in the operating area. It went in to retrieve the parts, and its pre-programmed path intersected with Robert's head, and killed him instantly. It is true that he was not found for 30 minutes until his colleagues came looking for him.

Williams' family successfully sued the robot manufacturers for $10,000,000 for not having installed sufficient safety systems.

Today, in any industrial facility where robots are working, we spend huge amounts of time and money ensuring these incidents (I'm not calling it an accident, because accidents imply there's no one to blame. Whoever sent him up there, and didn't shut the system down is to blame) do not occur.

We have 2 meter high fencing around everywhere a robot possibly moves in its work. We have "lightguards"; laser systems across anywhere the fencing has to have gaps, that kill the power to the entire system if they are tripped. We have emergency stop buttons on literally every piece of equipment. You can't even open a door without stopping everything. Hard hats, eye protection, and high-vis vests are mandatory for anyone even walking through the footpaths on the factory floor.

This is not a story of murderbots deciding humans are in their way and killing them without mercy to get the job done. It's so easy to ascribe that level of decision-making to something that moves on it's own, but it's completely incorrect. It was a machine working exactly as it was supposed to, without any feedback that anything was wrong.

This is a story of a flagrant disregard of worker's safety around industrial machinery.

The safety regulations that mandate the precautions we use today are written in Robert Williams blood.

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artist questions! what's your favourite work from this year (or last year if you prefer)? what medium do you find easiest and which most challenging? can we have a cat photo?

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Ooooh! I haven't actually made anything in a while - I stopped when I had my brain-stopped-working-as-a-blood-pressure-medication-side-effect issue in July and haven't really picked it back up since then. I quite like these two pieces. The collage aspect is very simple, with the focus on these bits snipped from an old thesaurus, but I really like how the backgrounds turned out. The pinky one is acrylic inks and the green is layered gel plate prints.

I need to flatten them under some heavy books.

Acrylic is definitely the easiest as you can alter a painting as you go, painting over bits that didn't work, whereas watercolour needs to be planned in advance and worked from light to dark. If I'm trying to paint something specific rather than just abstract stuff, watercolour is very challenging. I should practice it more, as I keep looking at handmade watercolour paints on etsy that are duochrome and shimmery and glittery and I'm very tempted.

Cat!

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