the same cursed energy

The U.S. government whiping our memories after we all turn up at Area 51

I love this show so much and can’t stop thinking about what the main three would be like in Animal Crossing…

But the main are those three or Retsuko, Gori and Washimi?

If you want to enter this pipe, you must first defeat its steadfast guardian. This female Bankor toad [Bufo bankorensis] looks out from her home in a mossy drainage pipe in Taiwan. Females of this species regularly reach 8 inches in length, whereas males are a little over half this size. Images by Flickr user NEO_ARISE.

if you were a piece of bread, you’d be a good piece of bread.

practicing flirting

molly molly molly and some pals!!!

  MORE OF THIS SHARK MAN BECAUSE I’M JUST IN LOVE Flowers for the precious prince <3

*jumps from one hyperfixation to the next* parkour

Instructions on Food: Cook 20-24 minutes.

Me: Using my Superior Intellect, I have deduced that the Optimal Cooking Time is precisely… 22 minutes. 

i think the fact that my eyes dont glow and my hair doesnt float when im feeling a lot of strong emotion is very unsexy of me

Video game things I’m good at:

You forgot one: having fun!

I respect you

okay i tried slowing down the cantina song to make it sad but instead it sounds like something that would be playing in the black lodge

OP: “okay, let’s make it sad!” *accidentally opens a portal to the universe of Grim Fandango*

SASHA VELOUR IS TOO POWERFUL FOR THIS WORLD

you

Baby octopus all snugglied up in a vacant clamshell

(photographer unknown, found via: cephalopoda)

is not vacant it has an octopus in it!

Vacant clamshell: exists.

Baby octopus: