Hold the Fucking Phone!!!!

Um.... ok I may have missed it but..... uh.... ok please tell me if I’m wrong or not, but I could’ve sworn Miles and Kerry said they’d tell us what was in it, but I honestly can’t remember if we saw it yet..... YO!!! WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT GIFT BAG RUBY GOT AT THE TRAIN STATION IN VOLUME 6!!?!?!?!!?????!????

“Why did Neo take the Relic of Knowledge???”

Is what a lot of people keep asking.... guys... Neo was in the room when Oscar summoned Jinn. She knows the password! Neo’s clearly gonna use the lamp to find out what really happened to Roman. She needs to know for certain who’s really responsible for his death.

“But how can she summon Jinn if she’s mute???”

Guys... those scrolls are more advanced than our current smartphones... are you gonna tell me that Neo, who’s shown she uses her scroll to talk to people, doesn’t have a text-to-speech app on it???

Change my mind. 😎

So today’s latest RWBY episode REALLY got my cosmic blood flowing! WHOOO! I’m likin’ it a lot so far! But I will say this....

SPOILERS!!!!

Believe me when I say I thought the whole Team Schnee Family moment was epic af, I’d like to have seen a certain small scene go a bit differently, if only to bring about the same outcome but with a more meaningful and impactful reason. IMO of course...

In the moment where Willow is freaking out and runs into her room to down another vodka bottle, instead of her just suddenly coming to her senses to help, I would’ve loved it if she instead, in her moment of doubt and anxiety, looks over to a nearby photo/portrait of her own father, Nicholas Schnee. Realizing the situation at hand, as well as remembering back that her father used to be a brave warrior, before founding the Schnee Dust Company, would’ve been a great moment of motivation for Willow. Thus giving her the inspiration to help her kids and their friends out. To me it would’ve made the whole Schnee Family working together thing mean a lot more that it did in the actual episode. But I’ll take what I can get. That’s literally my only input; aside from that this episode was EPIC! Can’t wait for the next one! 😎

So what does Jaden think of today’s episode? (Vol.8 Ch.4)

Jaden: “Let me count the ways.” *ahem*

-“Yang’s little squad need to go to therapy.”

-“Poor little Oscar.”

-“The Hound needs to be put to sleep.”

-“Cinder’s still a spoiled brat, like Salem.”

-“Neo is just too cute for this world. I love her!”

-“Yang should’ve known better than to play the pronoun game with Jaune.”

-“And I’m calling it right now! Godzilla’s hiding under the ice and he’s gonna throw hands with the Whale! Epic Kaiju Fight coming, baby!”

“That is all.”

Hmmm.... that ending.... I wonder what could be hiding under the ice.... I mean I’ve been saying it for a while now, but until I’m proven wrong, I think it’s a giant Ice Monster that will emerge from the ice and challenge the giant whale to a fight! #TitanKaijuFight!!!

RWBY Playing “Among Us” Pt.2

-referenced from the show “Parks and Recreation”.-

((RWBY & Friends gathered around a broken Penny))

Qrow: “So... who broke her?......... I’m not mad. I just wanna know.”

Ruby: “I did. I bro-.”

Qrow: “No. No you didn’t... Nora?”

Nora: “Don’t look at me!... Look at Blake!”

Blake: “What? I didn’t break her.”

Nora: “Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know she was broken?”

Blake: “Because she’s sitting right in front of us and she’s broken!”

Nora: “.... Suspicious...”

Blake: “No, it’s not!”

Jaune: “If- If it matters, probably not, but... Weiss was the last one around her.”

Weiss: *gasps* “Liar! I didn’t even talk to her!”

Jaune: “Oh really? Then what were you two doing by the coffee cart earlier?”

Weiss: “Becuase I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles; everyone knows that Jaune!”

Ruby: “Okay, okay! Let’s not fight. I broke Penny, I’ll be the one to pay for her repairs.”

Qrow: “No! Who broke her!?”

Blake: “.... Qrow... Yang has been awfully quiet this whole ti-”

Yang: “REALLY!? Really!?”

Blake: “Yeah, really!”

((Everyone starts arguing amongst themselves in a cluster of a mess))

Qrow: *is now far away from the group looking at the camera* “I broke her... I gave her a little fist-bump and she fell apart due to my Semblance.... I predict 10 minutes from now they’ll be at each others’ throats, with war paint on their faces and a pig’s head on a stick....” *looks back at the group and chuckles* “Good. It was getting a little chummy around here...”

So how incredibly epic would it be in Vol.8 that in the moment Salem gives her giant whale (Apparently now named Monstro) the order to decimate Atlas and Mantle does a sudden loud, yet deep and low growl echoes across the entire vast tundra. Loud enough that all creatures, people and Grimm alike, all stop.... not a single sound is heard except for the ever-increasing sounds of Grimm hastily running and flying for their lives, away from the large man-made settlements, fear washed over their faces as if some unseen terror had made its presence known. Only Monstro remains, but it too begins to shudder and growl, it’s attention lookin down at the now slowly cracking tundra floor, as a dim light, quickly growing brighter, begins to get closer and closer to the surface. When suddenly BOOM!!! the ice explodes from within! Massive chunks of glaciers and rocks are thrown everywhere over vast distances as a monolithic mass emerges from the ice. At first it appears as more ice has begun to sprout out from the ground, but this ice is moving. Folding and twisting. Clawing and stomping. Bright golden eyes emit from what can only be recognized as a giant head of a forgotten entity stares down the large whale, hate fueling its golden eyes. It’s whole body made up of just stone, rocks, ice, and snow. A massive tail whips the air, creating strong gusts of wind. Both Ozpin and Salem at lost for words for not even they have seen such a gargantuan creature of such epic proportions appear before them, but they have heard of tales from the ancient days of Remnant’s past.... huge massive-sized monsters, created by the god of Light to help combat the Creatures of Grimm if they were to ever reach such staggering sizes. Now they’ve come to realize that these tales, these legends were indeed true.... Titans... Elemental Titans were real, and one was standing right in front of them, glaring angrily at the massive whale that loomed above the skies. There was no doubt in their mind.... an epic battle of godly proportions was about to begin....

So I had one of my best friends try and make a drawing of my RWBY OC, Jaden B. Lancer. He’s a Celestial created by both gods, Light & Darkness, and is entrusted with keeping the balance of Remnant intact.

This is only a WIP and as you can tell my friend likes to draw in the Dragon Ball style, but he’s still working on it. I hope that he’ll be finished with it one day, and I’ll finally be able to reveal what he really looks like, but as for now, this is the best reference I got. So enjoy! 😎

Link to my Deviant Art page for more info about him: https://www.deviantart.com/xpvtcaboosex/art/Jaden-B-Lancer-RWBY-OC-WIP-850795130

Jaden: “Fucking watch as Cinder gives the Relic of Knowledge to Salem and be all like, ‘I’ve done your will, my goddess. Behold! For I have single-handidly obtained the Relic of Knowledge! Piece of cake!’ and then Neo’s gonna be like, ‘Bitch, what the fuck???’” *laughs*

Jaden: “If Neo played Among Us, would she be good or bad at it since she doesn’t talk? Hmmmm.....”

Among Us RWBY style:

Sun: “Ok, so we’re all clear on how the game works, right?”

Everyone: “Yes.”

Sun: “Alright, good. Then we’ll begin....... Now!”

((Weiss is the imposter))

Weiss: “Aw man! Really??? Why am I the imposter!?” *sighs* “Fine I guess I’ll try and do whatever it is the imposter does... which Sun said I need to kill people and sabotage stuff.... which I don’t know how to do so I’ll just kill someone....” *chuckles*

((Game starts. Everybody’s characters stay in cafeteria and gather around the button))

Weiss: “Wait, why are they all here? Aren’t they supposed to be doing stuff? It’s gonna be hard killing them if they’re all together.... Maybe I’ll kill Ruby first.”

((Ruby’s character runs away from Weiss))

Weiss: “Ok that was weird. Why’d she move away from me the moment I said that?”

((Sun hits the Meeting Button))

Weiss: “Wait! What the heck is happening? Why are we already having a meeting?”

Sun: “I think Weiss is the imposter.”

Everybody: “Me too!”

Weiss: “What? Why???”

Yang: “Weiss! You forgot to turn your mic off at the beginning of the game!” *laughs*

Everybody: *laughs hysterically*

Weiss: “Wait! I can turn my mic off!? I thought you said the game did that automatically!”

Sun: “No! I said when the game starts we stay muted! We still have to actually mute ourselves.” *laughs*

Weiss: “Well how was I supposed to know that!?”

Blake: “Weiss, the game literally has a picture of a guy telling us to be quiet.” *chuckles*

Weiss: “I thought that was when the game automatically mutes us! Oh my gods!”

Ruby: “Weiss I can’t believe you were gonna kill me first! What the heck????”

Weiss: “Well obviously if I knew you could hear me I never would’ve said that!”

Sun: *laughs* “I don’t think that helps your argument!” *laughs and votes*

((Everybody else votes))

Weiss: “This game is stupid....” ((Weiss’ character gets most votes and ejected into space)) “.... I hate you all.”

((Weiss was the imposter. Crewmen win))

Everybody else: *still laughing*

Jaden: “I WANT THE RWBY CAST TO PLAY AMONG US, AND I WANT IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!”

Jaden: “You have to wonder.... how old is that giant Grimm-Whale Salem is riding on for it to have gotten that big? I wonder if Lord Darkness was aware of how big his creations could become.... It also makes me wonder, in order to balance it out, and by proof of the giant turtles called Flatback Sliders in Vacuo, do you think Lord Light ever created a massive-sized creature specially designed to face off against these kind of Grimm? An ancient species of creature that have been dormant for the many many years of Remnant’s existence..... Our very own Titans to restore the natural balance of things? I can only imagine Salem’s expression upon seeing such a massive creature challenge the might of her ‘little pet’. It’s definitely something I would take a picture of and frame it on my wall.” *laughs*

((It’d look super badass to have a battle of this magnitude! lol ))

I finally finished reading Before the Dawn! Pretty good book! I liked how they’re setting shit up over in Vacuo..... which that place is some seriously crazy shit, btw. lol

We did get to have a bit more quality time with Team SSSN and learned some stuff about himself there.

But my biggest interest was that freaking ending! Yup! They’re definitely gonna make another book, otherwise why end it so open like that, right?

Also Yatsuhashi and Velvet are the cutest couple I’ve seen in this ENTIRE series. Yes, the entire SERIES!!! Not just the show. Not just the manga and comics. But the whole RWBY series as a whole! Come fucking fight me if you think otherwise! (Actually please don’t. lol)

But aside from that, I very much enjoyed this book. Nice to see that some crazy shit can happen in a Kingdom that for once ISN’T caused by Salem. Like for real, I was expecting some subtle shit connecting The Crown with Salem, but it appears that wasn’t the case. The Crown is it’s own faction of messed up people. lol

But anyways, I highly recommend all RWBY fans read it! It’s a cool and interesting take on what’s going on in the world while the main story of the show is happening. I’m sure the two sides will converge soon in the future. But do read this book. It’s canon! So yeah, go check it out!

That’s all from me. Catch y’all later! Be good to each other.

Jaden: “I know I shouldn’t question the acts of my beloved creators, but I really have to ask..... What was Lord Darkness thinking when he created the Ziraphs? A 3-headed giraffe? I mean.... so many long and tall heads on one body.... I can only imagine that poor creature having a very hard time trying to maintain its own balance while running after its prey... Those heads just... constantly knocking against each other... like... WHAT!? Really??? But hey, he’s the one who created it, and I’ll just go with it. Anyway, that’s my two bits about this little planet‘s wildlife.... May the gods be with you and bring balance in your life.”