Agent of Chaos

The jurgen leitner hate is real

Ford might have misunderstood the assignment

Eye nako

morning at the archives

nothing personal but this kind of comment rlly exemplifies to me a disconnect between canon and popular fanon jmart characterization because they almost literally had this conversation in canon - except, their lines are swapped!

jon, for all his scared grouchiness, is a secret romantic, while martin, for all his forced optimism, is at his core a pragmatist

oh bicycle accident we're really in it now

TMA is so hilarious for introducing Gertrude from the perspective of someone who never knew her, letting us assume she was a confused, old lady losing her touch, only to then reveal she was a morally fucked up arsonist that tried to burn down her workplace, killed like two of her assistants, was an active menace to society and nuisance to all the Avatars, and arguably one of the most badass characters in the series.

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This is incredible!!!

losing my MIND

Magnus fandom, 2016: We're horny for this lady made of worms!

Me: Huh. Unexpected, I'm not sure how to feel about that.

Magnus fandom, 2024: We're horny for this guy made of needles!

Me: Of course you are, my children. Be free.

Magnus fandom 2024: We're horny for this bulbous oozing clown man!

Me: I think 95% of your are being facetious, but the true 5% can go with god.

Magnus fandom, just now: We're horny for a member of the British Aristocracy!

Me: Gross. No. Absolutely not. Sick freaks the lot of you. I am officially kinkshaming. You disgust me.

Eh, the Elias thing happened so gradually that I acclimatised to it, like a frog in boiling water. But also, I understand why if you've never actually encountered them you think aristocracy just translates to "old, rich and british", but it really doesn't. It's hard to articulate if you've never actually met any, but they are just deeply unsexy on an almost spiritual level. A revulsion of the soul.

The holy trinity of outsiders finding out stuff about TMA

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MAGPOD STICKERS 4/4

ok but I kinda went crazy with these ngl

Look at the sky. It's looking back.

Saw someone compare these two and here's my take. They are rhyming men.

The name Jonathan means 'God has given' while the surname Sims means 'He who hears' and I could write an essay on the importance of the name and how it connects to the plot of tma but I CANT because all Jonny did was PLAGIARIZE his FUCKING BIRTH CERTIFICATE

I haven’t Seen Fionna and Cake yet but my partner said that Simon looked like Jonathan Sims and this screen shot did not disappoint

Jonathan Sims, while Jurgen Leitner was getting his head bashed in by a pipe: