#the fact that he didn't know that crowley was living in his car is sending me

Crowley could have easily rented another flat but like the dramatic bitch he is he lives in his car with his little plants waiting for aziraphale to ask him to move in. Meanwhile aziraphale is living on another planet mentally where he is too busy creating Situations in which he gets to casually touch crowley. 6,000 years 1 brain cell bouncing around between these two

actual-changeling

crowley, draping himself over the bentley: "my car is so SMALL and my plants need SPACE and LIGHT"

aziraphale, who still has not asked why the plants are in the backseat: "yes yes but do you have a free evening to roleplay a jane austen book for absolutely not gay reasons?"

#the fact that he DIDN'T KNOW that Crowley was living in his car is sending me #good omens 2 #ineffable idiots #they never talk #crowley #aziraphale