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Pollution 👑
cawareyoudoin reblogged
I just watched the german good omens trailer, and they call pollution Umweltverschmutzung, and while yes, this is the correct word, it's just ridiculously long. Ah yes, the four horsemen of the apocalypse: Hunger, Krieg, Tod and Umweltverschmutzung
Most unrealistic thing about this is that nonbinary people usually have very short, like three-letter short names. Smh.
cawareyoudoin reblogged
When I asked Ms. Dyer if she could tell me which industry served as Glitterex’s biggest market, her answer was instant: “No, I absolutely know that I can’t.”
I was taken aback. “But you know what it is?”
“Oh, God, yes,” she said, and laughed. “And you would never guess it. Let’s just leave it at that.” I asked if she could tell me why she couldn’t tell me. “Because they don’t want anyone to know that it’s glitter.”
“If I looked at it, I wouldn’t know it was glitter?”
“No, not really.”
“Would I be able to see the glitter?”
“Oh, you’d be able to see something. But it’s — yeah, I can’t.”
I asked if she would tell me off the record. She would not. I asked if she would tell me off the record after this piece was published. She would not. I told her I couldn’t die without knowing. She guided me to the automotive grade pigments.
injygo
He also did not want me to visit his glitter factory. The jovial Mr. Shetty told me over the phone that people have no idea of the scientific knowledge required to produce glitter, that Glitterex’s glitter-making technology is some of the most advanced in the world, that people don’t believe how complicated it is, that he would not allow me to see glitter being made, that he would not allow me to hear glitter being made, that I could not even be in the same wing of the building as the room in which glitter was being made under any circumstance, that even Glitterex’s clients are not permitted to see their glitter being made, that he would not reveal the identities of Glitterex’s clients (which include some of the largest multinational corporations in the world; eventually, one did consent to be named: thank you, Revlon, Inc.), and that, fine, I was welcome to come down to Glitterex headquarters to learn more about what I could not learn about in person.
oystersaintforme
now THIS is journalism
oystersaintforme
“Most of the glitter that adorns America’s name brand products is made in one of two places: The first is in New Jersey, but the second, however, is also in New Jersey.” that is without a doubt the funniest sentence i have ever read
odinsnotwearingmakeup
This is the best article I’ve ever read
btw the glitter mystery has been solved
cawareyoudoin reblogged
onion stench
all of CDprojekt reds computers are diesel powered
I AM FUCKING DONE WITH THIS FUCKING COUNTRY WHAT THE FUCK POLAND WHAT THE FUCK
cawareyoudoin reblogged
this is so awkward because Pestilence seems to have come back out of retirement this year so now there is FIVE Horsemen and only FOUR Horses
The fifth horse has been LOOSE IN A HOSPITAL for the last 4 years.
Soon to fixed.
The entire history of the world, religion, politics, and pop culture came together to make this joke possible.
Yes
cawareyoudoin reblogged
I really wanted to draw a comic about green turtles ;_; they’re facing so many hardships and are classified as endangered. I want this issue to get more attention.
elnorhughs
Hey can this artist stop making me cry??? Please???
cawareyoudoin reblogged
“Does she know how long she’ll be there?” “Depends on humans washing their hands. So I guess, a while?” Death: *nods*
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It took me a moment to realize what this is about. Fantastic.
cawareyoudoin reblogged
“And there shall come pestilence and pollution upon the land”
Um Pollution is gorgeous and I yelled when they were referred to with they/them pronouns. Good Omens is so good guys.
Succhhhe amazinge artte!
cawareyoudoin reblogged
smth experimental to combat art block
Oh, I love this disgusting entity...
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You know what Good Omens does NOT get enough credit for? How it never, not once, makes gender presentation the butt of a joke.
Crowley presenting as female to be Warlock’s Nanny? The way this was filmed, acted, and written wasn’t made to be funny whatsoever. She was stunning, I loved the hat!
Pollution using they/them pronouns while the postman used the gender neutral honorific of sir for them? What’s there to make fun of? They’re royalty.
Archangel Michael, who has a traditionally male name, played by a female actress? Never questioned.
Lord Beelzebub’s androgyny? Only respect for the Lord of Hell.
Aziraphale sharing Madame Tracy’s body? Crowley recognized his angel and accepted it no problem. He was right about the dress too, it did suit him!
Crowley’s pure, unfiltered non-binary/gender-fluid energy in general? Fucking fabulous. Who could seriously make fun of this demon’s style? As someone once pointed out to me, you could swap him with Tilda Swinton and I’d see no difference. What an icon.
Good Omens is the first big show I’ve seen to basically avoid transphobia all together when the opportunity presented itself, and even say fuck you to the gender binary as a bonus. If the biggest binary in all the universe, Heaven and Hell, don’t give a damn about it then why should you?
MMMMMMMMMYYYEESSSSSSSS!!!