I tried to let this pass.
But I have a lot of feelings about this.
People need to stop assigning and assuming a human age for Zim because it automatically makes it weird and destroys the premise of the show.
A 30-50 year old infiltrating a middle school to learn more about humans and fights daily with a 12 year old boy.
The premise is instantly made creepy, uncomfortable, and undigestable.
I never found that many jokes of “old man Zim” that funny. Johnen and Richard are just obviously messing around with it.
In the Nightmare Begins The Tallest commented on how much the Invaders were growing this year. There was a huge scene about it. Just to emphasize how small Zim is when he shows up and how much emphasis thier culture places on height.
The way the Tallest discuss the Invaders height, it means that ALL the Invaders are still in the PROCESS of growing.
They are still growing and haven’t reached thier full height yet.
And I do see people arguing:
“assigning Zim as a child-coded is neurodivergent adult erassure!”
Okay, yes. Zim does have adult disguises, he has a house and sometimes his plans involve adult things that a child wouldn’t be able to do.
But this is because he’s an alien.
Zim was talking five seconds after he was hatched, even before the PAK download the history of the irken Armada into his brain.
Societal norms and expectations that humans are expected at certain ages are not the same for irkens.
Zim wouldn’t have attempted to “woo” Tak in Tak the hideous new girl if he didn’t believe that they were on the same level of maturity. He believed her to be a human child, and if he was a fully grown adult irken, he would not have attempted this in the first place.
Zim is different than a character like SpongeBob.
SpongeBob is clearly defined as a very young adult with the boundless bright optimism of a child’s heart.
SpongeBob has a sizable house, goes to drivers school, and has a job. His relationships usually involve navigating the adult world without loosing that child’s lens that makes the world special.
There was an episode in season one where SpongeBob took Pearl to prom. But only at Mr.Krabs request and SpongeBob did reminisce about his own junior prom like it happened a few years ago.
And honestly an adult Friend of the parents taking their child to prom is a pretty common occurrence. (It’s an embarrassing thing to do on the parents part but it is a thing that happens.)
SpongeBob is clearly a “young at heart” character.
The premise of Invader Zim deals with fate of the world consequences that boil down to schoolyard fights.
This is not an adult in a child’s world.
This is a child alien soldier with an extremely different culture in another child’s world.
Zim can do things and go to places outside of the realm Dib can cause, well, he’s not human. Age milestones don’t apply.
So why do people like to assign a general concept of human age for Zim when it destroys the fun of the show?
Some people will not admit they feel sexual attraction to a cartoon character that is a mass of triangles.
But here’s the weirdass thing about humans… People are often attracted to personality. There is a long list of psychological reasons and attraction of fictional characters in media, especially animation but it’s a complex topic I don’t have time to get into right now.
Ships in this dumb fandom come down to a matter of preference and what squicks them out or not.
But I have real strong feelings about people assigning Zim an age by any human definitions.