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Different Finale [3/?]
A bit longer this time
There we go🧡
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common bird dreams
- you meet a deer and somehow they chirp perfectly but the things they tell you are incomprehensible
- you're flying as hard as you can but you stay stuck in the same spot
- every time you've nearly caught a tasty bug a cooler bird swoops in and steals it and it Keeps Happening
- you're back in your parents nest except it looks different but you can tell it's supposed to be your parents nest
- it's time to do a sexy dance for your crush but you forgot all the moves and also you have no feet
- walking like a human (symbolizes freedom)
- you're back in bird high school and you can't remember your seed locker combination
- Huge Cat
common millipede dreams
- more Leg
Common moth dreams
- Metamorphasizing and being trapped in your cocoon even though you feel ready to leave.
- Being a catapillar again and being really hungry but not being able to find anything to eat.
- Trying to inflate your androconial organs but they don't.
- Heading towards a light at night and it turns into the sun and it's daytime again.
- Being gigantic and landing on a mountain where the deer are like mites.
- Being eternally chased by a bat.
- Finding a butterfly and realizing they smell like someone you know but they can't quite get communication smells down.
- Moth rave but you forgot your glowsticks.
- Being able to talk to a bee
Common Ant Dreams
- Everyone in the colony is gone. You are the colony now. You are Alone.
- You just know a phorid fly is near your head and gonna lay an egg in it, but you can’t see it just sense it somehow.
- You go into the nest of the wrong colony, somehow no one gets mad at you. You now have to live in this other nest.
- You stumble on unimaginable riches while foraging but also now cannot find your way back to the nest.
- You suspect the queen isn’t your real mom. She’s an imposter! But no one believes you.
- All your sisters are convinced you are dead and keep carrying you to the graveyard.
- You pack your things knowing you must leave since you feel sick and don’t want to infect your sisters or the innocent larvae but as you try to leave everyone keeps getting in your way and probably catching The Sickness.
- You find a way to help your colony multiply into the millions you are covered in happy sisters your colony fills the entire earth with ants.
- You discover you can pick up anything you can grasp in your mandibles, including trees, ant eaters and people.
- Sugar dream.
- You forgot to raise alates but the flying day is today! so you have to fly off using leaves for wings try to mate and start a colony on your own.
- You mixed up the larvae and now the nest is full of drones who don’t know how to do anything.
- The queen notices you and asked for some food (huge honor) but your social stomach is full of something nasty or empty. Everyone is watching. 🐜💦
- Everyone thinks you are a spider! But you aren’t!
- The pupae you saved and brought back to the nest turns out to be a horrible caterpillar who eats your little sisters.
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Are there like... spiderers? Like exterminators but you can hire them to just gently shoo spiders out of wherever. That should be a job, I need them.
I would do it. It would be literally my dream job. I would do it for free as a hobby. Unfortunately for now the only place I could fulfill this dream was choir camp, but maybe someday.
Divided by time and space... Mostly space...
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THIS SONG IS FUCKING AWESOMEEEEE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT THERES NOTHING THERE
hi
Legitimately good example of how thorough you need to be to protect private information
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good omens the book, 1990: see, queen is so ubiquitous in london these days that if you leave a tape in a car for too long, it'll inevitably morph into a best of queen tape. which is why their megahits are playing in crowley's bentley all the time! isn't that a funny and topical joke?
good omens the show, 2019-2023: yeah crowley's car has a hands-free call system and also only plays cassette tapes. yeah it's whatever don't think about it. what's an incredibly earnest and passionate queen love song we can play during this scene where crowley tries urgently to reach aziraphale
These tags are too good to stay tags.
And also... Also the fact that at the time, everything Crowley owned was modern or at least old in a cool way, and Queen was the most recent thing there was... And now he seems well, a bit old-fashioned. Not as much as Aziraphale, of course, but he's not exactly as recently-recent as possible. He has an antique ansaphone machine ffs.
Well, he is a good old-fashioned lover boy, isn't he? 😏
Eyyyy 😏👉👉
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Worm baby I love how calm and sweet you are but I'm not loving seeing all of your organs and blood vessels through your translucent skin. Please grow big and strong!
...and opaque.
congratulations on your living anatomy diagram?
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I've been confused for my own mother before (buying something with a credit card with my deadname on it, having a doctor's office receptionist double-check that I am the patient and not calling on his behalf because I "sounded more mature" on the phone and parents can't make appointments for adults), but I think the funniest wrong conclusion I've had strangers make about trans things I've had around was this time I was putting my old shit up at a flea market. I was selling stuff at a "this shit's gotta go before I'm about to move and I'm not hauling these back to another city"-price, and this old man who apparently frequented there to find stuff that's actually valuable being sold at such prices came to have a look at the goods while I was setting them up.
He was interested in some of my dishware, and asked politely if he could have a look at them while I was unpacking, and chatting with me while he waited for me to be done since he couldn't buy them before I was done (I let him have dibs, but the cash register wouldn't ring them up before I was all set). He apparently noticed that some of my silverware that I'd gotten as graduation gifts and literally never used had my old name engraved on them, but he didn't say anything about that.
But when I put up my old graduation dress - which wasn't worth much, cheap fake silk but it was a nice cut - he remarked "she must've left in a hurry to leave that behind." Since the finnish language doesn't have gendered pronouns, I didn't immediately make the connection that he was referring to someone female before he gestured at the dress. Once it clicked, I figured the best course of action was to just nod that yeah, she's not coming back for those and I'm not keeping them.
Dude had concluded that my deadname must be an ex that dumped my ass so fucking fast she didn't even pack her silverware or nice clothes.
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three fun and sexy facts about me: 1.) i have a slight fructose intolerance which manifests itself mostly in me getting violently ill whenever i eat garlic. 2.) i have “delayed phased sleep disorder” aka my body wants to sleep during the day and stay up at night. 3. i am extremely sensitive to sunlight and cannot be in direct sunlight for more than like five minutes without getting burned or overheated.
extra bonus fun and sexy fact: the one and only time i stepped foot in a catholic church, someone spilled hot coffee on me and i got a bad burn on my chest and had to leave before the service started
unrelated: i think i might start taking classes to become a phlebotomist
wait i gotta google something
yeah this is funny
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@ tma fanfic writers where the "they get memories from the future in the middle of an argument" fics at?? ú___u /lh
click for better quality, tunglr really fukd me over with these u____u
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Beetles compromise 25% of all animal species. That means 1 in 4 animals is probably a beetle. Is it you? Is it your best friend? How can you be sure?
Ringo could be living in your backyard without you even knowing