hey! you’ve reached the executive dysfunction rescue frog!

this is your sign to take a break now!

you’ve seen the cream of the crop posts for now, the rest beyond this point are pretty blah (no offense to those posts down there, but...)

so don’t worry, you can put down your phone. it’s alright, i know it’s not easy, but you can do it! executive dysfunction rescue frog believes in YOU!!! <3

now do Do That Task! or hey, just get up and run around the room a little! why are you still reading this? go have some silly little fun and maintain your bodily needs and stuff! go, shoo, bye, love you!!! this will all still be here when you come back!

Gonna go to sleep NOW.

Thank you.

IM SO ANGRY

THERE WAS ONCE A TOAD CONSTELLATION BUT IT WAS DECLARED OBSOLETE

https://www.obliquity.com/skyeye/88const/Buf.html

We could’ve had it all…

UNMUTE

Okay @paketdimensioncomic this is what irken hissing sounds like!!!!

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Deep Frog

do you think this is what lovecraft meant whenever he described something as being beyond description

“It was a terrible, indescribable thing vaster than any subway train—a shapeless congeries of protoplasmic bubbles, faintly self-luminous, and with myriads of temporary eyes forming and un-forming as pustules of greenish light all over the tunnel-filling front that bore down upon us, crushing the frantic penguins and slithering over the glistening floor that it and its kind had swept so evilly free of all litter.”

— H. P. Lovecraft,

At the Mountains of Madness

This.. actually makes a fine reference to what a lovecraftian eldritch abomination SHOULD BE. not just.. tentacles and darkness. Perpetually changing, not cemented in form, with an otherworldly feel to it. Completely unrecognizable by most human descriptions, and only able to be viable perceived by those fine enough to be an adept wordsmith.

I think that this is very nearly an ideal representation of a lovecraftian eldritch horror, because the video that we see is (I’m fairly certain) footage that has been fed through Google deep dream.

The reason the frog looks so weird is because the program is trying to look at the frog, figure out what it is, and then overlay other images of the same thing.

The the thing about lovecraftian horrors issn’t just that they look conventionally weird or gross or scary. Instead, they are things that are so utterly alien that the human mind cannot properly comprehend what it is looking at. They defy description because they defy understanding.

And here we have a video of a computer, a simple silicon substitute for the human mind, struggling to understand what it is looking at, in much the same way that you would be hard pressed to understand a shoggoth.

hhhhhhhHHHhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhh

Now that the program was explained, I understand why I keep seeing dog faces appear on the frog

Google is scratching its head and saying this is the weirdest fucking dog it’s ever seen

at one point it thinks its some kind of bus/automobile

@vague-magnus-archives

this is making me sick

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We had to write a Mini Comic for my Illustration Class so I did mine based on The Frog and The Scorpion. Hopefully you all know the story! 

But if you don’t know the story… In the original the scorpion stings the frog in the middle of the river. When the frog asks “why” the scorpion says “it’s in my nature” and they both die. I like my ending more.

Done with watercolor and pen and ink nib.

I always thought this story was fucked up, even when I heard it as a very young child. I even got put in the naughty corner, and a star next to my name crossed off for questioning it.

This story is so much better, and I like it’s message much more.

children should never be punished for questioning stories. children should be encouraged to question stories

because as we see here, the result is those children grow to make better stories

I didn’t know this story, but I definitely prefer this one.

Stank Squad

Beelzebub looks so done...

A friend traveled here

ngs... so cute... tem...

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Heat index was 110 degrees so we offered him a cold drink. He went for a full body soak instead

he accepted ur cold drink!!

Very Cute.