im not like. '''''sad'''' about living in a country that doesn't have a lot of snakes. its cold up here we don't have a lot of reptiles, we also don't have a lot of big bugs. why would you want every single part of the world to have the same climate and the exact same flora and fauna??
I definitely have looked at that post and many similar posts and been so, so good about not saying anything.
It is definitely funny that people pick and choose what they believe to be the Ultimate Ecosystem, and then try to impose that picture on the living Earth.
They’re like, “the ultimate ecosystem has ancient named oak trees that are 500 years old and are covered in moss, that’s what the earth should look like everywhere. That’s what you should rewild your american yard to be. That’s what you’re aiming for.”
So I’m dubiously holding up the moodboard pictures they’ve chosen of like, ancient woodland from the UK, maybe Białowieża Forest in Poland/Belarus if they’ve unexpectedly stumbled upon especially mossy pictures on Pinterest, going “you’re sure? You’re sure the temperate primeval forest of Europe is what you want to terraform all over the planet? You know this takes several hundred years of intimate relationships between species and geology to achieve?” Like a contractor mildly worried by someone’s decision to put a washing machine in a dining room.
“Yes! And now put in all the creatures I have in my personal home state. Like my specific snakes and things.”
I look at their home state. I look at the mood board. I say, “They might not like it.”
“I’m fixing it. The uk has only three native species of snakes, which is just bad stewardship.”
“But you also want the UK’s … moss?”
“Yes, it’s the most aesthetic, which is good stewardship.”
“But you’re sort of mixing in some continental European geography into the fantasy here.”
“Yes, it’s the ultimate ecosystem. Maybe just copy and paste that whole thing from before the Europeans screwed everything up and killed all their snakes.”
“They don’t - that’s not - look, this is a primeval Polish forest where they have only five native snakes,” I say weakly. “They, that’s - that’s their ecosystem. That’s. That’s it.”
“We’re teaching them better. This is the ultimate ecosystem. It’s going to have moose. We’ll airdrop them over.”
“They have those in Europe,” I say helpfully, “so you can save on transport.”
“What do you mean?”
“Moose are indigenous to the ‘top part’ of the planet, so there’s sort of a belt of native moose around the North Pole - they’re one of the old ‘land bridge’ type megafauna. They’re actually more densely populated in Norway than Alaska.”
“Hmm! Maybe just copy and paste the Norwegian ecosystem over then.”
I bite a nail. “Norway only has three native species of snakes.”
“Well, and aren’t they sad about that? Don’t they know they’re missing out?”
“I think they comfort themselves with the fact that they do have Jörmungandr…”
“Wait,” my colleague is frowning, suddenly aware of the presence of an ocean of information on the edge of their own knowledge. “Why is it that the exact same species of moose are native around the world in a belt shape, but snakes aren’t everywhere?”
“That’s one of the exciting first principles of speciation!” I say brightly and excitedly, suddenly unpacking a PowerPoint. It was all a trap! “The pressures of climate, geography and geology on the constraints of evolutionary biology are what shape the relationships of ecosystems! Wait! Come back!”
Some people, it seems, would like an ecosystem alike to that image from a textbook that fits every single geographic structure.
I just hope they have enough sense not to actually bring any snakes any places they shouldn't be.