I just want y’all to know that one time during lockdown I played a lot of Minecraft because I had nothing better to do and then later I was going to go into my room after a shower so I could go back to being a hermit but it was dark so I just thought “oop, can’t go in there, there’ll be skeletons spawning there and they’ll shoot at me”

And for LIKE FIVE WHOLE SECONDS I didn’t question it and I just turned on the lights and walked out into the living room to wait it out, just thankful I had my pajamas on already so I didn’t have to fight off the shooty skeletons in my dark closet where there might be some creepers too

And then all of a sudden I was like “Wait what the frig skeletons aren’t real” and then just went back into my room

And I think about that a lot. So if ANY OF YOU dare to think that I have any more than three and a half braincells on a really good day, just please remember this and know that you are sorely mistaken

I hate to break it to you but skeletons are, in fact, real. There's one incredibly close to you at this very second

this is like that one summer I played too much chess, and then I was standing in line at the grocery store at a slightly diagonal angle to the person in front of me and I had this light go off in my brain like “weak pawn structure this is your chance” before I realized that it was real life actually.

I remember at one point in my life, all of my dreams were just Minecraft. Everything was blocks.

I like when my dreams reuse locations from past dreams. like oh cool we doin a bottle episode

*Pixie Dust or no

Personally, I’m a Peter Pan type girl. And in every dream I convince myself that I’ve actually always been able to do it and I just have to get in the right mindset to do it. And every time I do I wake up slightly convinced I can still do it <3

Where's "being dragged through the sky against my will by a mysterious force holding me up by the spine somehow that could drop and kill me at any second and I have no idea how I got up there or how to safely get down"

Is that Peter Pan style? That sounds like Peter Pan.

It wasn't really Peter Pan style, but it wasn't wings either. I just flapped my arms like they were wings, and felt the air pressure below them, and flew with considerable effort but no visible or feeling wings.

So unfortunately none apply?

had a vivid dream where there was a "play as Kim" mod and I was super excited

after like 2 mins gameplay Harry just turned around looking scandalised and was like "Ohgod... It's me, Kim. *I'm* Grandpa Piss!"

he refused to elaborate even after I savescummed and exhausted all dialogue options

then a notification flashed like "THOUGHT GAINED: GRANDPA PISS" and I went to the thought cabinet screen. all it said was "What the fuck does he mean by that."

No but that's exactly what playing as Kim would be like.

As someone who has frequent surreal disturbing scary dreams I don't consider a dream a nightmare unless I wake up shivering/hyperventilating/sweating still feeling afraid or otherwise awful

For instance last night I had a dream my home was under seige by shapeshifters and fish people and giant monstrous bats and something else so impossible large it cast a massive shadow on my home as it flew over. And also it was dark and none of the light switches would turn on. But I woke up refreshed and well rested so I don't consider it a nightmare

had a dream where I had to ask Darth Vader for directions (we were in the death star or maybe a battleship or whatever) and I was scared he would kill me

Honestly, a reasonable fear.

oh to have a vivid imagination

omfg

I love more this every time I see it.

I will literally ALWAYS REBLOG THIS

oh my god

I want dreams like this

I wanna dream about helping out people and their dinosaurs they’ve found :D

and feeding dinos salad :D

The many nightmares I have about snakes....

Common Ant Dreams

My brain has two settings if it needs to wake me the go to the bathroom in the night.

Number 1 is the subtle approach: a bathroom will feature in a dream. It's a nice gentle one. Sometimes it works.

Number 2 is what happens when #1 fails: jump scare dreams to shock me awake. This has come in the form of dog attack, intruder breaking in, sleep-paralysis, house fire, someone screaming.

The adrenaline spikes I have on those nights are ugh.

go piss girl!

or

GO PISS GIRL!!!!!

please reblog I am deeply curious

Uhh none of these exclusively applies because it's all of the above- sometimes I'm me, sometimes I'm a changed me, sometimes I'm someone else, like in a video game, and sometimes I'm just watching, like I'm a movie camera.

My nightmares also tend to be one of the latter two- so I'm usually quite removed from the danger myself.

falling into a nightmare... 🌙

Congrats!

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

polar opposite of this post

inspiration struck and would not let me go until i drew this

This is really beautiful!!!