Agent of Chaos

Ringside

Dracula voice: I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for my lawyer, his wife, his wife’s girlfriend, his wife’s girlfriend’s fiancé and their extra boyfriends the Cowboy and the doctor and the doctor’s thesis advisor who knows how to kill vampires for some reason!

Tune into Re: Dracula in a week's time to hear the count not get away with it.

Ominous howled rendition of "Silent Night" recorded in the woods at 1AM this morning.

100% REALLY I hunted this whale noise-wolf howl combo for twenty minutes while it seemed to come from every direction at once before getting close enough to confirm it had a tune by trespassing into a bog.

I agree this seems like the best guess! Which only raises more follow up questions within me.

[Not my recordings. This is what’s left of the dialogue in question.]

A reading of @marghen's post about the beautiful love of Jonathan and Mina. And whatever Seward and Van Helsing have going on.

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HOLY SHIT THIS IS NEXT LEVEL

I am not crazy! Azy! I know he swaaws those numbmuns. I knew it was 12121211121216. One after Marta Carta. As if I could ever t-ake such a shìt. Never. Never! Never! EverN! I just - I just couldn't proorp. He covered his a ss, he got that idiot at the coCk shop to LeL for him. You think this is sus? You think this is b-? This? This? This? This chicaneryreanery? This? He's done worse. That billllib! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fUck like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! *He* 🎻🎺🎻 it! Jiij! He *fUcated* through a *sus*! And I sHit! And I sHit! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm Ass! What was I *sHit ing*? He'll never change. He'll *never* swap those numbers! Ever since he was 9, Ever since he was 12, Ever since he was One after the Magna Carta, Ever since he was 999999, *always* the saas! Couldn't keep his hands out of the as-s drawer! "But not our Jiij! Couldn't be precious *Jiijiij*!" Stealing them blind! And *HE* gets to be a lawywal? What a sick jooj! I should've sHit when I had the chance!

I've been thinking about this post all day, so I had to make it with my poor sentence mixing skills

i needed to hear this

NASA Data Sonification: Black Hole Remix

In this sonification of Perseus. the sound waves astronomers previously identified were extracted and made audible for the first time. The sound waves were extracted outward from the center. (source)

No, thank you. I did not need to hear the souls of a universe calling to me from the afterlife.

Someone needs to make a space thriller/horror/whatever with this mixed into the music

why does it sound exactly like what it feels like a black hole should sound like

no hesitation

The main difference between my Edgeworth and my Bratworth is just how I deliver lines. He’s a lot less confident, so he puts on a stronger face but gets taken off-guard more easily.

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Yakko Warner meets Invader Zim

From Rob Paulsen’s Talkin’ Toons podcast

I haven't heard the whole audio before, djdrjrieajdkd

I loavthe this.

Thanks to fifteen.ai I brought one of @incorrect-portal-quotes‘s posts to life 

HA! I GOT IT!

based off of this post by @arklie!

Oh I love it

so. y’all heard about that stages of grief theory. 

Denial | Anger | Bargaining | Depression | Acceptance 

why do you hurt me like this.

gh