Agent of Chaos

Chelldos is everything I love. Enemies to lovers? Check. Monster gf + human gf? Check. Height difference? Check (I like when potato glados is drawn smol and angry and then tall and pissy in roboform. Either way there is a significant height difference with Chell). And most importantly, angst and dread that is healed by the other? Fucking CHECK. In conclusion, Chelldos all the way.

Also, a character to project onto... A bit. As a treat.

Also also, saving each other out of necessity, and then out of genuine care.

consider: aperture as a popular workplace for trans people in the 50s-60s because they’d help you transition, in whatever way you wanted, no questions asked

bill from accounting is brenda now? cool, if she made it out of the lab without antennae and her blood is still blood, we’re happy for her

*cave johnson voice* sure aperture’s insurance policy covers top surgery. if you let us do it on the premises. and keep the boobs after. we like to fill em with bees. see what happens. turns out what happens is you have some very loud, very angry breasts. completely useless. but good science!

*cave johnson voice* and on an unrelated note, please report back to the bioscience division if you start lactating honey after your male to female apeture science insta transiton. The bee boobs have been missing from our stock for 3 days now and we would like them back for research.

BEE BOOBS