Broke: sci-fi technology, plasma weapons, lightsabers, lasers, and more will most likely always be fiction

Woke: tech youtubers have literally created plasma laser guns because they wanted to make an irl plasma laser gun from a videogame they like

you guys know i’m not fucking kidding in the slightest right.

this dude created a working plasma laser canon based on an overwatch weapon

also made a lightsaber

this dude was able to turn a microwave into a low tech microwave gun

the dude again made a cryo gun

HERES AN INTERVIEW FROM A NEWS STATION, OF THIS GUY LIFTING A TRUCK WITH HIS EXOSKELETON

AND THIS ISN’T IT. THERE IS SO MUCH MORE THIS, ABSOLUTE, FUCKING MAD GENIUS HAS DONE.

THIS FUCKER HAS MADE A LITERAL FUCKING ROCKET HAMMER.

GRAPPLING HOOKS

PLASMA RIFLES

A GOD DAMN EXOSKELETON, THAT LETS HIM LIFT CARS WITH EASE

SPIDER MAN GRADE SUCTION CUPS

STILL NOT DONE

THIS FUCKER MADE A JET SPRINTER IN ONE FUCKING DAY,

AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE, YOU KNOW WHAT HUGE FUCKING PROJECT HE’S DOING RIGHT NOW?

HE’S CREATING A LITERAL FUCKING, FUNCTIONING MECH SUIT, AND HE’S GOTTEN THE CLAMPS DOWN SO FAR

OH AND BEFORE I FORGET.

THEY ARE CREATING THEIR OWN BUISNESS, AND THEY’RE HIRING.

irl iron man

Wow.

For the first time, researchers have created mice with two dads. No female contributed to the rodents’ genetic makeup.

fandom knows where this is going

To hell with fandom, this is the FUTURE!

Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.

after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me

Nothing happened. 

I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE

*throws down gauntlet*

Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.

Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture. 

aight

OH MY GOD I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

DO IT

WOW IT REALLY IS SOMETHING FREAKING GOOD PLEASE CHECK IT OUT

Okay, if this is a rickroll I swear to…

1) It was not a rickroll

2) It was super awesome!

3) No jumpscare or anything designed to freak you out, so doesn’t need an unreality warning (YMMV, of course).

Suspicious but curious. Curiosity wins!

attention all writers following me- try this or you will lament.

EVERYONE TRY THIS (you gotta go to your on blog to click on it!)

OK THIS IS THE COOLEST

Woooo! Finally! Works only on desktop.

also, @glitchybuck