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is that like a wet willy?
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made another in honor of season 2. everyone sucks. i love them.
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tip for californians: sometimes you might see a trans woman complaining that she doesn't like being called 'bro' or 'dude'. you might be tempted to begin a long reply about how you can't help it with "as a Californian." this is NOT NECESSARY—everyone could already telll you were californian because of your unshakeable conviction that you're the main character of reality
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2024 achievements
English added by me :)
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the old world is dying while the new world is struggling to be born, now is the time for software updates that require a restart of your phone
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never forget the universal rule of the order of things: People Will Not Read It
signs at stores? émail? menu ?? instruction ? post online ? caption with andswer to question ? group hand outs ??? street sign ??? no. The Written Word Is The Enemy
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Decided to start collecting out of context post titles from PDX games and
I think this is just the journal of a British monarch
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tumblr please stop telling me to wd40 a mouse
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Ethnic is one of the funnier euphemisms for not white. Damn you look like you come from somewhere
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Please note. The orange one is not included because A. He isn’t a billionaire. And B. Calling him obnoxious is too kind for him.
UNANIMOUS
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the first law of tragedies: the end is already written and inevitable. the second law of tragedies: your actions are all your own and you can choose to get off this ride whenever you want. the third law of tragedies: we both know that you are never going to do that.
During world war 2 in the Netherlands, there was a scheme by some teenage girls to make doe eyes at nazis, suggest a more quiet and secluded place, and, thinking he's gonna get laid, they go somewhere far away from other people, and then they just shoot the Nazi in the head. They killed a lot of nazis.
Anyway, apropos of nothing, I just remembered that many current members of fascist movements are chasers. Also apropos of nothing, the Internet is a great way to invite strangers on dates. Something to think about.
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You're donating? To HER bottom surgery fundraiser? You know she still hasn't apologized to everyone impacted by that one time she was mildly inconsiderate of other people's feelings while disassociating pre-transition, right?
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Lose my mind whenever someone describes the upcoming trump presidency as "unprecedented" what do you mean. It's his second term. These times are literally precedented
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A great "life hack" is to not behave self-destructively