NDRV3 characters as people I’ve had the misfortune of interacting with at Subway

Angie Yonaga - The customer who explained to me how the moon landing was faked while I made his tuna sub

Gonta Gokuhara - The dude that found a centipede in a green pepper and trapped it in a cup and took it home with him

Kirumi Tojo - My coworker that screamed “Those fuckers better not come in here”, not knowing there was customers inside the restaurant at the time

Tsumugi Shirogane - The mom who thought she deserved to cut in line because she had kids with her

Rantaro Amami- My old coworker that used to vape in the walk-in fridge

Shuichi Saihara- The new girl who has been very shy and soft spoken up until she loudly squealed when a Panic at the Disco song came on the radio

Kiibo - The customer that loudly and angrily yelled “Pickles!” while pointing at the cucumbers

Himiko Yumeno - My coworker who can’t even be bothered to say “Hi, welcome to Subway!” And just gives a half-hearted “Subway” whenever a customer walks in

Tenko Charashiba- Me that one time when I told a female customer that I liked her hair but stuttered three times while saying it

Maki Harukawa - My manager who once looked a bad employee dead in the eye and said “You’re the reason why I do cocaine.”

Korekiyo Shinguji- The customer who excitedly told me that this was his first time coming to Subway since being released from prison

Miu Iruma - My coworker who once started crying because a customer yelled at her but then Evacuate the Dancefloor came on the radio so she started to dance while the tears kept flowing

Kaito Momota - The dude that ordered a pizza with pickles on it

Kokichi Ouma - This kid who used to start every shift by flipping off the security cameras and would sometimes throw pickles at the ceiling

Ryoma Hoshi - This overheard conversation: “Would you rather do the meats or the veggies?” “I would rather be dead”

Kaede Akamatsu - The girl that always says “What are they gonna do? Fire me??” before doing some crazy ass shit